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Are you OK? I'm fine.
talking about sending Philip Hammond
See you.
I mean, what's the long-term plan? The long-term plan is sucky-fucky.
'He loves triggering mental illness.'
'He's never smelt of peppermint.'
'we're equals-pequals.'
'Oh, God, I've got an unattended hostage.'
Because, as we speak,
35 is practically 30, 30 is 20. You know?
Someone's always gonna get a little bit kidnapped.
LEIGHTON - YOU ARE FIFTY YEARS OLD
Tickets? It's your dream trip.
'Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!'
but we can sleep when we're dead.
Let's bloody well go and stop her.
I am going to be your love butler.
Um, thanks, Mark. We're, er, quite a gang, obviously,
Um...we have, "Life begins at 40," or, "40 today."
Piss. Urine is packed with nutrients.
although I still haven't totally forgiven you...mate.
APRIL: Speech, Jez.
In fact, 100% of the times we've done it, we've done it in toilets.
I'm gonna pull myself off and sleep for 100 years.
I-I know things have been a bit difficult between us
History man's getting a bit wriggly, I think he needs restringing.
I don't know, Jeremy, because you just made them up?
'300 quid pissed straight out the porthole. Correct call, Angus.'
Go on through.
'Hold on. If Hans is here, who's with the hostage?