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we stay up for a week.
It's just an idea. Do you think they sit around in the Cabinet,
Bring back smallpox? We all had fun with the smallpox, didn't we?
Hmm.
Jeff?! Yeah, I had a riffle through my old address book.
Cos I definitely don't want a party.
and I'm gonna stand well back while you're fired out of the airlock.
Relax. Everything's gonna be fine.
But you've got to give it a go, huh?
'No, Alan. Remember all the good times, Alan.'
What? Ow! Fuck!
and I...
You definitely said you were turning 39, the big 3-9.
Is there a buzzing, an irritating, backstabbing sort of buzzing?
He greedily gulped from a bedside bottle
'Do I smell corporate lube?
'Furrow the brow, furrow the brow to hide the smile.'
and I don't want to go raving for a week.
'He's got the book, but he'd never actually...ugh! Oh, God!'
'OK, I redundered him, he face-ploughed me,
'Hello, Dad, you're living inside me now, are you?'
Are we gonna be all right?
I know, you don't have to tell me after every sentence.
You're not planning a party or anything, are you? No, mate.
Jeremy... Jeremy!
Correct decision. There's always a dark side of love.
Do say when you want me to stop.
Sail off into the sunset and let your love butler take care of business.
Super Hans, will you please inform your friend, Specimen A,
Look, it was really weird the last time we saw each other -
kieran you are 29 years old
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