Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy birthday...
of our body's most magnificent product - the human vitamin drink.
I don't mind drinking my piss but your piss, that's over the line.
Ex-wife, and more hiding than burying, but point taken.
I didn't, I just misspoke.
Ergh-ergh!
There, I've said it, hope he's happy. GUESTS APPLAUD
..up to a point...
Why did you invite her? She hates me.
'Oh, I've driven him away with my horrible oldness.
Are you all right? Yeah, fine, knackered.
They made me drink urine, Mark. Human urine.
MIKE WASOWSKI, YOU ARE 45 YEARS OLD
I can't live like that.
That's major, huh?
and, honestly, I don't even like drinking my own piss.
Oh, not Corfu, why not Corfu?
Look, mate, I can't just let you sit there feeling sorry for yourself.
that he believes that the granting of this loan to him
No. I want one that reads...
He's 30 next year.
What's the long term plan? The long term plan is sucky-fucky
and tear you to shreds. Is this about the permanent markers?
As in? I don't know,
So why lie?
'Cold brown, no job, no woman, no jam, just cold brown.'
Because they take the original vaccine, the watery battery, the mellow yellow.
Not the chocolate factory. That's horrible.
You were the one who sold me the ball-crushing loan in the first place.
that you should know that I think we'd be great together.
over to fuck Hollande to sort out the euro?
Now they’re bringing back the “real fan” meme
Emergency meeting, special project or something.
This is gross negligence and we're dismissing you forthwith.
and I'd very much like to sit here
'I should be living with Graham Norton and Dorothy Parker.'