Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Second year in a row.'
'Got to keep the attention.'
Three-day bender and then Mark got fired cos of me
HE CHUCKLES Great.
'That's probably as far as I can truthfully go on the endearment stakes.'
'I'm kidding myself. April's never gonna call me.'
I just thought it might be comforting.
We'll probably never fully understand, like Stonehenge.
You're getting fucked by a flagpole in your tiny little vagina.
is the most thoughtless, selfish, venal idiot I've ever met in my life.
HANS: Shut the fuck up.
I'm sorry, Mark. You've just stepped into the arena naked.
but they still turn up every week, don't they, the pricks?
Johnson seemed very jazzed.
APPLAUSE 'Oh, fuck!
like him.
us two - brains and the funny one,
Look, could we grab a coffee for five minutes?
the love of my life is buying cruise tickets with her husband
There you go, you naughty monkey. Drink it nicely this time.
I guess is what you're meant to say.
Look, Joe, I'm sorry, but the truth is I'm 40
time to grab your nuts and splurge.
'Tell her we're leaving.' Hi, Mark.
I wouldn't have expected you to...mate.
but I got you a lovely present to say sorry for making you lose your job
'She didn't see, she didn't see. Calm down, Mark.'
Oh, shall I do the do with the party stuff?
She's a beast, mate.
then he accidentally got locked in my room for a few hours?
we've lived together for shit long and it's been...
the old, stick-up-his-arse, boring-jumper one
♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪