Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We don't hit. That's the rule! Or are we hitting now?

Or did I invite an unstable oddball for a lift in Hans's van

'I'm gonna make Jeremy turn 40 whether he likes it or not.'

I just wanted my extortionate payments written off.

Is that Baker from regional?

"See you. Do what the fuck you want. Goodbye."

No, right, I mean, I just...

All right. Leave him in there for now.

Will you pull me off? I'm not about to pull you off, Jeremy.

Yes... He's off.

Yeah, well, I'm definitely not. So...I got you a present.

'Shush, Hans, I'm trying to think about myself.'

I need a bit of headspace. Molly.

..And, er, a boring bastard sometimes, but at the end of the day,

Stay up for a week? Oh, right, so, what, no sleeping at all?

I'm sorry, Mark. I'm sorry your life is ruined and it's partly my fault.

I can't wait to do it in a bed. It'll be amazing.

Robert You Are 47 Years Old

The chocolate factory? No!

Yes, until she finds out.

There’s always a dark side of love. Someone's always gonna get a little bit kidnapped

This is brilliant and it totally worked. You're back with April.

'Oh, this is unbearable. I'm gonna make him come out and fight like a man,

31, 42, no. 16, 26, better.

But the big news is that Angus texted to say that he's fucked off to Ibiza,

Happy birthday, Jeremy.

And if you think about it, I'm sure you don't really want me to.

They said they were gonna chop my penis off and put it into another orifice.

That's what the banner says. But you said you were 38 turning 39.

In a matter of seconds, wild beasts are gonna fly to your delicate areas

Just had a mini row because he didn't want to spend an extra £300

The coast is not clear. We're all going to prison.

Fine. Goodbye, Rip Van Wankle. MARK CHUCKLES