Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

40 is basically 50, and 50 is dead, whereas 39 is like 35.

I wouldn't say we were scraping the barrel,

Look, I just wanted to say,

Oh, God, don't be such a wanker!

'Oh, shit! Filibuster. Don't turn.'

I don't wanna go into details, but it's complicated.

'That's the last thing I need.'

'He's got his hands on my udders and he's actually milking me.'

It's fine, I wanted to come.

Molly. For fuck's sake!

'Hmm. I suppose it might be better than having a cry and a Cornetto.'

Anyway, what I wanted to say, just before you go,

You started it. Hmm? Eh?

Speech! ALL: Speech!

Why does every solution you come up with involve fucking someone?

You don't have one that just says, "You are 25 years old"?

'That is sweet. That might be the nicest thing he's ever said.'

I'm mean-spirited and I only really like hearing about other people's holidays

You can't be City and United, can you? Look, Hans, can you shut up?

Oli, You are 40 Years Old

'I've conquered the whole of Russia. I've only gone and won.'

This is really bad.

That your body was too foolish to extract at first time of asking.

In fact, I'm not even probably average.

For a few months, theoretically, we can be in our 30s together.

'OK, where am I going?'

It's Molly. I'm in fucking bits.

'London can take it.'

It's weird that you wouldn't think it's fine.