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No kiddin'? For what?
Don't just stand there! Help 'em! Come on!
You want him, you got him.
Goin' over to Doc Sullivan's. Nobody comes through that door but me.
Could be a double for the sheriff's office.
That's all we have. What are you gonna do with this toilet paper?
I understand, Captain, but war is hell.
Gin.
till they're close enough you can spit on 'em, okay?
Hi. I'm the blood lady.
- Murdock? - Yeah, Colonel.
Hey, man, let me outta here. I'll make sure you got a motorcycle escort all the way to the state line.
You must've been a captain. You'll forgive me if I don't salute.
I'm comin' in low and sideways to plug the bag.
- They're leaving. - Nah, just gettin' a running start.
- We'll get you home real soon. - Nobody seems to be listening to me.
- Quail. - Uh, you know, uh...
Those creeps are probably here to bust their boss out of jail.
Worst that can happen is he starts to hear things that he don't see...
All right, get those guys up on their feet! Come on!
until that other friend of yours gets here and gives him some blood.
on the grounds that I'm not strong enough...
- Put me down, fool! Put me down! - Shut up!
right where they are.
- What are these for? - Grills. They make great grills.
I'll do the best I can, but...
- You know, I've been thinkin' about that. - Me too.
Stick 'em up, Colonel.
We'd have to have a couple... two, three hours in order to...
Where are you guys? I was getting worried.
§ You in the army now §§