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And maybe the Uber driver that I spit on last week.
You sneaky little beyatch.
Oh, my God. Becky?
They're into cosplay.
I'm not a good person, Carter.
What a douchebag.
I promise.
You okay?
- Okay. - Right. Right.
What?
I folded your pants... for you last night,
uh, just wrapping up here.
this day is really... hard for me.
Have fun in the Sahara Tent.
Yo, I think your friends
Look, Tim, let's get real.
♪ Yeah, it's my birthday... ♪
It's like you've been here before.
Oh, my God. Come on.
- I'm checking on her. - It's okay.
Tree just fell.
Thanks.
So, uh, now that your...
What's the date?
Sprinklers.
Get your school spirit on before the big game.
Nice one, dickhead.
Ma'am, are you under the influence of alcohol
Let's see you get in here now, asshole.
I was never close with my dad.
Safety's off.
Uh, f... I don't know. Later.
So, w... we didn't...
And I love you.
Did you really think you could keep it a secret from me?
What?
tree Kiss me already soy me mmmm kapa
Uh, well...
Tree Lighting kaping kachow Lori
Tree Okay then tree what's she talking about Thunder
- Here you go. - Mm.
T-shirts.
Tree, look at me.
with one of the heifers at Delta Gamma?
- ♪ Gotta pick up the phone... ♪ - Oh, hey. You're up.
Only if it's yours.
that-that sucks.
You are?
No.
- before you woke up. - Oh.
and I...
And I am so, so sorry that I hurt you.
but she was so nice to me this morning.
Tree Because everyone of the girls wants to see My Bolt
Yeah, when I was a kid,
You're a dumb bitch, too!
Stay calm.
Damn shame.
Tree, look.
Oh, hey. You're up.
I'm drunk.
Tree Okay then tree what's she talking about Thunder
- state lines that left six female victims. - Tree.
- Danielle! - What?
She's so out of the house next year.
Water, por favor.
That slut.
- Hi. - Hi.
Not a word of this to anyone. Got it?
Oh.
Yeah. I can see that.
♪ And I ain't gotta pick up the phone ♪
Danielle.
I hate you.
not having leftovers.
What?
Have a nice day.
We had a... a class together last year.
- I need to go... - Tree, Tree, shh, shh.
I'll be right back.
Slowly.
That picture, though?
No way.
Uh... Carter?
You're about to give it to me and then later on tonight,