Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can he play? He’s in a coma
Jaxson Dart…
I don't care what you have to do! He stays in the game, goddamn it!
Damn, those bitches represent!
Little miss run home to her daddy Ran home to her daddy
Patric machines...
She'll forgive my mistakes and realize I love her.
...departing from gate 122.
This is the final call forParis Air flight 805 to art school...
I wish I didn't make that bet
...I may never see her again.
This is not a cheerocracy I am the cheertator
Shhhhh
Mitch, leave your sister alone.
...screaming your name.
We already heard that one..... @x!$@$$
Take it easy, miss.
- You bought another one. - Eat my shorts.
Can you imagine what they do in there?
Don't forget about the paint-covered overalls.
Then I go to college. We'll spend the occasional weekend together.
I just hope it doesn't cause any permanent damage.
- That's not fair. - Cry me a river, dickface.
You always had a thing for ugly girls...
Your new prom queens are...
Cock? I’ve never even been kissed!
Whassup my yellow brothers? Chinks in the house!
Quit fartin around!
Indiana…
Okay.
...is good
Well, I believed in Jeremy. I always believed in Jeremy...
man go pee-pee not what I want to see-see.
I don't know about her.
No. Listen, Jake...
This make me kind of happy in pants.
I am the cheertator.
Aw, shit.
I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest
...that's heroic.
Be strong, Mitch!
I want to do it here on the dance floor.
Just believe in the ball, Jake. And throw yourself.
Austin, she's an illusion.
Look how talented you are.
...a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum and a subdermal hematoma.
Hey, shithead, that's mine.
That's what I'm here for, Pumpkin Tits.
I sense the morale's a little low. I say we make a pact...
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For a price.
Come on out of there, honey. Quit farting around.
Rosco, go.
- Don't listen to him. - Austin.
Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns. - I'm shaking. Are you?
Little miss ran home to her daddy..... Ran home to her daddy
- Hey, Janey. What's up? - Excuse me?
Grab my dick jerk it really hard with jizz. Suck my dick and use superglue.
Hell I’d do her ! I know you would Reggie Ray
Hey! Come on, guys, back off. That's enough, okay?
Look at that.. Oh, oh, oh
I read Sylvia Plath, listen to Bikini Kill and eat tofu.
The Knicks...
You just bought yourself another detention.
It's whack.
- Want to dance? - Only if we're horizontal.
Thank God I got to you in time.
A mix tape? That's so sweet, Ricky.
Set! Hut!
You got it, Priscilla!
I don't know what you mean. We do our own cheers. Right, girls?
God Damnit Sean McVay
...it's going to be difficult.
Drakey, Drakey, about to make a big...Mistakey Mistakey
Janey-stainey-stained-pants-overalls?
Past the ice dispenser. Hit the Pepsi machine, you went too far.
Prom tonight
Happy birthday, honey.
...have you ever eaten pussy before?
I smile, stay out of the conversation...
Oh, that is whack!
- I like your backpack. - Grazie.
I can't wait until Friday's game.
- What's that buzzing sound? - I just need a minute, here.