Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Reggie Ray. - I smell a bet.
Come on, dog!
No longer will we use blindfolds when we jerk each other off.
Jake, are you trying to ask me to the...?
rolling them up into little mr crab sand balls
What was that?
- Two dollars! - Two dollars!
...and get you slutty girls over here by me.
Look, sweetie.
Listen, boys.
You're the only one who can help trick Janey into liking me.
It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will never happen again.
- You got it! - Good.
I don't think you understand.
You're accepted for you, not who you hang out with.
- I need to ask you a favor. - It's about time.
You'll know.
And the ism in This is all just a defense mechanism
Okay. Bye, Daddy.
Well, bimbs away.
Nobody's covering that hole!
And now, ourhometown hero...
Look alive out there! This isn't a goddamn tryout!
I never said anythingabout a bet
Just go, goddamn it.
I confused
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...Jake Wyler!
Patrick mahomes...
What you see is what you get.
We'll divide into groups so you can get to know your peers.
Janey Briggs...
Thanks, Malik.
All right, Marty.
Fucking teenagers.
You want one?
Stop! How is any of this supposed to be helping me?
She died when I was 6.
Do you know where Ms. Keller's class is?
That's good. No drinking and driving.
We are the North Compton Wildcats
That cracker is white! Can't he see that, yo?
Marty! Marty! Marty!
That's it.
I know, Dad.
Sometimes I wish my life was a fairy tale...
You’ve always had a thing for ugly girls... Mr., “I have a thing for ugly girls”
Congratulations. You blew my perfect season. Señor “You just blew my perfect see-zone”
Hold her down.
Oh, hell, just go.
Joe, cut it out.
See, I don't like making big speeches.
...who wanted more than just sex.
...but I know when my girl's got something on her mind.
Shut your hole wang chung
- We haven't spoken in four years. - Actually, more like six.
Really? That's amazing.
Yeah! And no longer will We wear blindfolds when We're jerking each other off!
Baby’s got back. Hunch, that is.
So when you really think about it, what's the point?
I'd do em
We know what happened last time Jake called the plays.
I don't screw every pathetic guy that gives me a letter.
...and he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
That has to be the worst pass I've ever seen… …ever
Hory Cow
His name is Blane. He's a senior. He's so beautiful.
Hell I'd Do Her
- I'm not sure we should be doing this. - Quiet. I hear them.
...because you're very, very special to me.
Why? A job interview?
It has been an honor and a privilege
You're leaving me for this guy?
Over here?
Blang-blang!
It’s my mother You have her eyes
Prom tonight