Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Want to dance? - Only if we're horizontal.
...and the roads were slippery.
- Oh, my God! - They deserve it.
Quit farttin’ around
but...you're my sister!! Only by blood!!
Would you two please try and be a little open-minded?
And the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism."
Right, you never noticed those either.
What in God's name is going on in here?
I remember it like it was yesterday.
What is wrong with this family?
P Y
She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin...
I Confused
...thank God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
"Adam Gase is a good head coach." "Well I smell a bet!"
Little miss ran home to her daddy..... Ran home to her daddy
Keg coming through. Hey.
Bunch of candy-asses. Lousy game!
Only this time, I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth.
Prom tonight
You'll never be more than a friend!
- You got your schedule? - I don't need it.
I'm a golden goddess!
I'm going out there.
Van Jefferson...
Vlad, cut it out Stahhhhhhp
Well, so do I.
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a secret, and will confess...
Excuse me, everyone!
- Another one. Had enough? - No.
I let everyone down.
I don't believe it.
...filthy, vulgar...
I'll call you a cocktease and we'll break up.
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
I totally heard that.
Not another teen movie
At the prom tonight
- I love that thing with his eyebrows. - Those sideburns.
You call this a party?!
I'm the wise janitor.
No.
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
...l've got the perfect rebound girl.
...and rolling them up Into little Janey hairballs
Go to her.
There's a hole in the side of your house.
Learning how use meme
Make me proud, son.
she's wearing the same outfit as me!
You're an intelligent and insightful human being Who doesn’t get the respect they deserve
She definitely ain’t white
In life, that is.
Look, you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing...
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
Look, I made a mistake.
I’d pick you up after school but… I’ll be too drunk by then
Look, she's replaceable.
I impart knowledge and help overcome fears.
You can't go through life being scared.
Two dollars!
That’s gonna stain
How will we ever lose our virginity by graduation?
Grandma? Grandpa?
- SeÚorYou-Blew-My-Perfect-Season. - What do you want, Austin?
You touch her gently.
I love following Janey to the mall
Damn it. That's true.
Go get her, son.
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
I have no pigment...
Horry Cow
- Here. You can keep it. - Tiff.
Emergency numbers are by the phone.
But I'm the best friend, and I've been in front of her the whole time...
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
Oh I’ll be driving!
I'd do them!
Goddamn it! Let's show some goddamn hustle!
For God's sakes, don't try anything fancy!
There's a girl boarding a plane right now to Paris, that I love.
We're pathetic.
"I'm pretending to whisper...
We already heard that one..... @#$@%