Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- SeÚorYou-Blew-My-Perfect-Season. - What do you want, Austin?
she's wearing the same outfit as me!
I'm going out there.
We already heard that one..... @#$@%
She definitely ain’t white
Emergency numbers are by the phone.
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
Prom tonight
I'm the wise janitor.
You're an intelligent and insightful human being Who doesn’t get the respect they deserve
Vlad, cut it out Stahhhhhhp
Van Jefferson...
There's a hole in the side of your house.
Grandma? Grandpa?
Keg coming through. Hey.
...l've got the perfect rebound girl.
I'm a golden goddess!
But I'm the best friend, and I've been in front of her the whole time...
"I'm pretending to whisper...
Go get her, son.
You can't go through life being scared.
- Oh, my God! - They deserve it.
...thank God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
- Another one. Had enough? - No.
Right, you never noticed those either.
- I love that thing with his eyebrows. - Those sideburns.
Go to her.
...and the roads were slippery.
I don't believe it.
I impart knowledge and help overcome fears.
Goddamn it! Let's show some goddamn hustle!
Damn it. That's true.
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
but...you're my sister!! Only by blood!!
P Y
I totally heard that.
Little miss ran home to her daddy..... Ran home to her daddy
- Want to dance? - Only if we're horizontal.
I let everyone down.
Oh I’ll be driving!
Look, I made a mistake.
I'll call you a cocktease and we'll break up.
What is wrong with this family?
You'll never be more than a friend!
I’d pick you up after school but… I’ll be too drunk by then
Quit farttin’ around
"Adam Gase is a good head coach." "Well I smell a bet!"
Horry Cow
Learning how use meme
Only this time, I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth.
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
What in God's name is going on in here?
At the prom tonight
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
You call this a party?!
Bunch of candy-asses. Lousy game!
We're pathetic.
- Here. You can keep it. - Tiff.
Two dollars!
That’s gonna stain
And the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism."
In life, that is.
Would you two please try and be a little open-minded?
Well, so do I.
Look, she's replaceable.
I Confused
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
Not another teen movie
Look, you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing...
I'd do them!
...and rolling them up Into little Janey hairballs
For God's sakes, don't try anything fancy!
You touch her gently.
How will we ever lose our virginity by graduation?
She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin...
There's a girl boarding a plane right now to Paris, that I love.
No.
...filthy, vulgar...
- You got your schedule? - I don't need it.
I love following Janey to the mall
I remember it like it was yesterday.
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a secret, and will confess...
Excuse me, everyone!
Make me proud, son.