Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go to her.
Only this time, I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth.
- Want to dance? - Only if we're horizontal.
...thank God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
I impart knowledge and help overcome fears.
And the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism."
Damn it. That's true.
I’d pick you up after school but… I’ll be too drunk by then
Quit farttin’ around
...and the roads were slippery.
Two dollars!
Goddamn it! Let's show some goddamn hustle!
"Adam Gase is a good head coach." "Well I smell a bet!"
Would you two please try and be a little open-minded?
I remember it like it was yesterday.
You're an intelligent and insightful human being Who doesn’t get the respect they deserve
She definitely ain’t white
- Here. You can keep it. - Tiff.
No.
I don't believe it.
I'm the wise janitor.
I'd do them!
P Y
I have no pigment...
We already heard that one..... @#$@%
Make me proud, son.
I love following Janey to the mall
- Another one. Had enough? - No.
What in God's name is going on in here?
she's wearing the same outfit as me!
Look, you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing...
I Confused
There's a hole in the side of your house.
Horry Cow
In life, that is.
Go get her, son.
Right, you never noticed those either.
...and rolling them up Into little Janey hairballs
- I love that thing with his eyebrows. - Those sideburns.
I'm a golden goddess!
...l've got the perfect rebound girl.
Van Jefferson...
but...you're my sister!! Only by blood!!
At the prom tonight
- Oh, my God! - They deserve it.
"I'm pretending to whisper...
There's a girl boarding a plane right now to Paris, that I love.
Not another teen movie
Keg coming through. Hey.
That’s gonna stain
Well, so do I.
I let everyone down.
I'll call you a cocktease and we'll break up.
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
Prom tonight
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
How will we ever lose our virginity by graduation?
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
Learning how use meme
Little miss ran home to her daddy..... Ran home to her daddy
Excuse me, everyone!
Emergency numbers are by the phone.
For God's sakes, don't try anything fancy!
You'll never be more than a friend!
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
- You got your schedule? - I don't need it.
Oh I’ll be driving!
Grandma? Grandpa?
We're pathetic.
Look, I made a mistake.
I totally heard that.
Bunch of candy-asses. Lousy game!
Vlad, cut it out Stahhhhhhp
She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin...
You touch her gently.
You call this a party?!
...filthy, vulgar...
What is wrong with this family?
I'm going out there.
- SeÚorYou-Blew-My-Perfect-Season. - What do you want, Austin?
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a secret, and will confess...
But I'm the best friend, and I've been in front of her the whole time...
You can't go through life being scared.
Look, she's replaceable.