Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but...you're my sister!! Only by blood!!
...and the roads were slippery.
- SeÚorYou-Blew-My-Perfect-Season. - What do you want, Austin?
I'm the wise janitor.
...l've got the perfect rebound girl.
We're pathetic.
Goddamn it! Let's show some goddamn hustle!
Look, you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing...
You call this a party?!
Oh I’ll be driving!
Two dollars!
She definitely ain’t white
You'll never be more than a friend!
You're an intelligent and insightful human being Who doesn’t get the respect they deserve
Bunch of candy-asses. Lousy game!
Vlad, cut it out Stahhhhhhp
There's a girl boarding a plane right now to Paris, that I love.
She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin...
That’s gonna stain
No.
I Confused
Excuse me, everyone!
- You got your schedule? - I don't need it.
she's wearing the same outfit as me!
You touch her gently.
I totally heard that.
At the prom tonight
Damn it. That's true.
Go get her, son.
Emergency numbers are by the phone.
I love following Janey to the mall
- Here. You can keep it. - Tiff.
Not another teen movie
But I'm the best friend, and I've been in front of her the whole time...
I’d pick you up after school but… I’ll be too drunk by then
I let everyone down.
"Adam Gase is a good head coach." "Well I smell a bet!"
What is wrong with this family?
We already heard that one..... @#$@%
Quit farttin’ around
And the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism."
I don't believe it.
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
Right, you never noticed those either.
...thank God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
In life, that is.
Little miss ran home to her daddy..... Ran home to her daddy
For God's sakes, don't try anything fancy!
I'm a golden goddess!
Van Jefferson...
I impart knowledge and help overcome fears.
- Another one. Had enough? - No.
Make me proud, son.
Grandma? Grandpa?
Only this time, I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth.
Learning how use meme
...and rolling them up Into little Janey hairballs
- Want to dance? - Only if we're horizontal.
I'll call you a cocktease and we'll break up.
You can't go through life being scared.
Go to her.
How will we ever lose our virginity by graduation?
I'd do them!
"I'm pretending to whisper...
Keg coming through. Hey.
P Y
Horry Cow
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
Would you two please try and be a little open-minded?
What in God's name is going on in here?
...filthy, vulgar...
I remember it like it was yesterday.
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a secret, and will confess...
- I love that thing with his eyebrows. - Those sideburns.
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
Well, so do I.
Look, I made a mistake.
I'm going out there.
Look, she's replaceable.
Prom tonight
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
There's a hole in the side of your house.
- Oh, my God! - They deserve it.