Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh I’ll be drinking I’ll just be too drunk to remember
Let's Got one thing straight this is not a cheer-ocracy
Don't forget the paint-covered overalls.
why is it everytime I tell a girl they can put it anywhere they want...
The only reason I came here was to tell you to leave me alone.
Getting pussy no matter what
- She's wearing the same outfit as me. - It looks much better on you.
I wish we could resolve this fight
- How did you...? - I've been watching.
Are good.
What was that ruckus?
Hold on, I've got lotion on my hands.
She's got a gun! Jana’s got a gun!
What the hell was that?
God bless the internet Do it take it off
Well then, you better bring it.
...but I knew she was going to get me that present.
And payback.
When I was a freshman, I threw 176 touchdown passes.
Salire be like…
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
“Everton... are good?”
I think you'd really like her work.
She's so perfect
It was raining really hard that night...
...the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume...
Johann Gambolputty
...go out with him.
THIS IS NOT A CHEEROCRACY I AM THE CHEERTATOR
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
We've disgraced ourselves and our families.
I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…
Here?
- I'm a unique rebel. - More like you're a lesbo.
Oh-ho, you better watch that mouth of yours, young man. You better WATCH what you say!
I got two words for you, Jake:
I smell a bet!
The Chicago Bears.... are good?
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- You through? - Not even close, bud.
That's okay, son.
Shit, we missed it. Let's keep going.
Janey?
Once you've got her trust, it's time to make her feel special.
...collecting strands ofJaney's hair...
CAN HE SHOOT?
This makes me kind of sad in pants.
- Do you think I'll have sex with you? - No! You don't understand.
I don’t chase
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
Hi, I’m Kadie.
coach says it's okay to have cancer from the head.
I'm getting pussy no matter what
Thank you.
You'd never suspect everyone here is a professional dancer.
.
Professional dancer
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
This is Areola, our foreign exchange student.
You're our only chance!
Well, if you stay, we really only have the summer.
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
Really?
But I think I can help you.
- Damn. Shit. - Yeah, I know.
FOR POOR NERDS WHO CANNOT GET AMERICAN PUSSY
Who told you that? Alison?
I'm gonna win herback No matter what it takes
Priscilla.
Bling bling
True love is what I want the most
I love you too.
That's my boy.
- Down the hall, on your left. - Sweet, dude.
You'll call me a slut.