Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh I’ll be drinking I’ll just be too drunk to remember
Oh-ho, you better watch that mouth of yours, young man. You better WATCH what you say!
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...but I knew she was going to get me that present.
Who told you that? Alison?
- She's wearing the same outfit as me. - It looks much better on you.
The only reason I came here was to tell you to leave me alone.
Here?
I'm getting pussy no matter what
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
God bless the internet Do it take it off
She's so perfect
This makes me kind of sad in pants.
CAN HE SHOOT?
- Down the hall, on your left. - Sweet, dude.
- How did you...? - I've been watching.
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
We've disgraced ourselves and our families.
- I'm a unique rebel. - More like you're a lesbo.
Getting pussy no matter what
Professional dancer
Don't forget the paint-covered overalls.
I smell a bet!
Let's Got one thing straight this is not a cheer-ocracy
I'm gonna win herback No matter what it takes
And payback.
Shit, we missed it. Let's keep going.
I love you too.
Johann Gambolputty
The Chicago Bears.... are good?
Hold on, I've got lotion on my hands.
Priscilla.
You're our only chance!
What the hell was that?
When I was a freshman, I threw 176 touchdown passes.
Janey?
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I wish we could resolve this fight
Hi, I’m Kadie.
I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…
I got two words for you, Jake:
coach says it's okay to have cancer from the head.
Really?
You'll call me a slut.
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
What was that ruckus?
She's got a gun! Jana’s got a gun!
I don’t chase
Salire be like…
why is it everytime I tell a girl they can put it anywhere they want...
THIS IS NOT A CHEEROCRACY I AM THE CHEERTATOR
This is Areola, our foreign exchange student.
“Everton... are good?”
Thank you.
...the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume...
But I think I can help you.
Bling bling
- Do you think I'll have sex with you? - No! You don't understand.
...go out with him.
Well then, you better bring it.
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
True love is what I want the most
It was raining really hard that night...
- You through? - Not even close, bud.
- Damn. Shit. - Yeah, I know.
Well, if you stay, we really only have the summer.
That's okay, son.
FOR POOR NERDS WHO CANNOT GET AMERICAN PUSSY
That's my boy.
Once you've got her trust, it's time to make her feel special.
Are good.
I think you'd really like her work.
...collecting strands ofJaney's hair...
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
You'd never suspect everyone here is a professional dancer.