Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You through? - Not even close, bud.
THIS IS NOT A CHEEROCRACY I AM THE CHEERTATOR
...go out with him.
Who told you that? Alison?
What was that ruckus?
- How did you...? - I've been watching.
It was raining really hard that night...
True love is what I want the most
- I'm a unique rebel. - More like you're a lesbo.
Once you've got her trust, it's time to make her feel special.
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
She's so perfect
...the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume...
You're our only chance!
God bless the internet Do it take it off
...collecting strands ofJaney's hair...
Thank you.
.
Janey?
.
This is Areola, our foreign exchange student.
Priscilla.
Don't forget the paint-covered overalls.
That's my boy.
That's okay, son.
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
- She's wearing the same outfit as me. - It looks much better on you.
The only reason I came here was to tell you to leave me alone.
- Down the hall, on your left. - Sweet, dude.
I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…
Getting pussy no matter what
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
I wish we could resolve this fight
You'll call me a slut.
Salire be like…
Really?
Here?
We've disgraced ourselves and our families.
- Damn. Shit. - Yeah, I know.
She's got a gun! Jana’s got a gun!
- Do you think I'll have sex with you? - No! You don't understand.
When I was a freshman, I threw 176 touchdown passes.
why is it everytime I tell a girl they can put it anywhere they want...
Shit, we missed it. Let's keep going.
Let's Got one thing straight this is not a cheer-ocracy
And payback.
...but I knew she was going to get me that present.
But I think I can help you.
Well, if you stay, we really only have the summer.
Oh-ho, you better watch that mouth of yours, young man. You better WATCH what you say!
I'm getting pussy no matter what
CAN HE SHOOT?
I don’t chase
Hold on, I've got lotion on my hands.
The Chicago Bears.... are good?
Are good.
I think you'd really like her work.
You'd never suspect everyone here is a professional dancer.
Hi, I’m Kadie.
coach says it's okay to have cancer from the head.
What the hell was that?
Professional dancer
I'm gonna win herback No matter what it takes
Johann Gambolputty
Oh I’ll be drinking I’ll just be too drunk to remember
This makes me kind of sad in pants.
I smell a bet!
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
Bling bling
I got two words for you, Jake:
Well then, you better bring it.
I love you too.
FOR POOR NERDS WHO CANNOT GET AMERICAN PUSSY
“Everton... are good?”