Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll bet you lose that bet...
Hell, I'd do em !
- My eyes were shut. - And we couldn't even...
Five more concussions and you'll die. You should take it easy.
If you're going to have sex, do it in my parents' bedroom.
Oh, God. I can't believe you fell for that crap.
- Peace out, brother. - Honest mistake.
"Yes."
And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet...
Nice turtleneck.
Here's Ricky!
What's going on?
Goddamn!
Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures?? Check
Anybody that disobeyed the coach and the team...
How could Priscilla dump me, Jake Wyler?
You'd never suspect that everyone on the Enterprise is a professional dancer.
Cry me a River dickface
...who would like to share their poem with the class?
Congratulations. You just got your first slow-motion entrance.
Wham, bam! What the fuck just happened?
I'm only in the song because I'm a black guy
Oh, it's already been broughten.
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
I don't know what that was for.
Hey, how you doing? Welcome.
- This is the final call... - Why not?
Anyone?
Marty!
We already heard it
I'm looking for somebody really messed up.
Nathan, cut it out
I smell a bet
What the hell are you doing here?
No.
...like to dance?
Oh I’ll be driving!
You're on, Austin.
Is that what your generation considers humor?
...Oscar Wilde.
Hold it right there, mister.
...I was actually saying "hey" to the person behind you.
Janey, I just thought...
Let's get it straight. This isn't a cheerocracy.
I give them handjobs.
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment." The "boo" in "taboo."
When someone try's to give u a bullshit excuse
- Sleeping bags. - Check.
Janey, you know Dad's rule.
Yeah…
Jakey, Drakey, about to make a big... Mistakey
Thirsty?
Way too much information.
When im watching your mortar
...so I'm just gonna lay it out there, okay?
.
I'm not ordinary.
I actually got to go. Sorry.
I make the cheercisions, I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
Go! Fight! Win!
You have her eyes
Oh, is that amusing?
God.
And all I wanted was a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
Let's make like trees and branch
Come on, leave him alone!
Maybe it's that construction.
Excuse me.
If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.
Oragasm Jerking
Only if we’re horizontal
We just had sex five minutes ago.
I always take a huge load on their chest
- It's my mother. - You have her eyes.
...human excrement!
I've loved her since I first saw her.
I don’t even think he can breathe
The red zone is for the loading and unloading ofpassengers.
That make me kind of sad in pants.
This isn't funny!
- I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. - Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
Motherfucker.
she's got a gun!
Eat my Shorts
Am I right?
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
All right.
Eat my shorts!
...may I present to you the new and improved...
I can't believe what we just did, Molly.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Pumpkin-tits
Coach says it's ok to fly barefoot over the open ocean.
...any girl could be prom queen. - I smell a bet.
I don't like sundaes.