Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd never suspect that everyone on the Enterprise is a professional dancer.
Thirsty?
Is that what your generation considers humor?
If you're going to have sex, do it in my parents' bedroom.
...like to dance?
We just had sex five minutes ago.
I actually got to go. Sorry.
How could Priscilla dump me, Jake Wyler?
Let's get it straight. This isn't a cheerocracy.
Jakey, Drakey, about to make a big... Mistakey
Marty!
- I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. - Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
Hell, I'd do em !
That make me kind of sad in pants.
Oh, it's already been broughten.
Oh, is that amusing?
Goddamn!
Maybe it's that construction.
Only if we’re horizontal
Come on, leave him alone!
Motherfucker.
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
God.
We already heard it
...may I present to you the new and improved...
- This is the final call... - Why not?
Oragasm Jerking
...I was actually saying "hey" to the person behind you.
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet...
If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.
Oh I’ll be driving!
Congratulations. You just got your first slow-motion entrance.
No.
Go! Fight! Win!
All right.
Here's Ricky!
Goodnight and sweet dreams Pumpkin-tits
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment." The "boo" in "taboo."
Nice turtleneck.
I smell a bet
Anybody that disobeyed the coach and the team...
Let's make like trees and branch
Yeah…
...so I'm just gonna lay it out there, okay?
I make the cheercisions, I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
What the hell are you doing here?
Oh, God. I can't believe you fell for that crap.
- My eyes were shut. - And we couldn't even...
I've loved her since I first saw her.
she's got a gun!
I always take a huge load on their chest
"Yes."
Five more concussions and you'll die. You should take it easy.
...human excrement!
Wham, bam! What the fuck just happened?
What's going on?
Hold it right there, mister.
Eat my Shorts
When someone try's to give u a bullshit excuse
Cry me a River dickface
I don’t even think he can breathe
Anyone?
- Sleeping bags. - Check.
You have her eyes
Coach says it's ok to fly barefoot over the open ocean.
When im watching your mortar
This isn't funny!
I'm only in the song because I'm a black guy
Excuse me.
Am I right?
...Oscar Wilde.
- It's my mother. - You have her eyes.
I'm looking for somebody really messed up.
I give them handjobs.
I don't like sundaes.
Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures?? Check
The red zone is for the loading and unloading ofpassengers.
...any girl could be prom queen. - I smell a bet.
Hey, how you doing? Welcome.
Nathan, cut it out
.
Janey, I just thought...
I'm not ordinary.
Way too much information.
I can't believe what we just did, Molly.
I don't know what that was for.
- Peace out, brother. - Honest mistake.
Eat my shorts!
Janey, you know Dad's rule.
And all I wanted was a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
You're on, Austin.
I'll bet you lose that bet...
...who would like to share their poem with the class?