Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Janey, I just thought...

Let's get it straight. This isn't a cheerocracy.

When im watching your mortar

Nice turtleneck.

And all I wanted was a little Betsy Wetsy doll.

Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures?? Check

We already heard it

Is that what your generation considers humor?

Go! Fight! Win!

Cry me a River dickface

Anybody that disobeyed the coach and the team...

...who would like to share their poem with the class?

she's got a gun!

Congratulations. You just got your first slow-motion entrance.

If you're going to have sex, do it in my parents' bedroom.

You're on, Austin.

I'm not ordinary.

You have her eyes

Tell me, Mom, what should I do?

- Sleeping bags. - Check.

I don’t even think he can breathe

We just had sex five minutes ago.

- Peace out, brother. - Honest mistake.

I can't believe what we just did, Molly.

You put the "ass" in "embarrassment." The "boo" in "taboo."

Come on, leave him alone!

Let's make like trees and branch

...any girl could be prom queen. - I smell a bet.

Janey, you know Dad's rule.

What's going on?

...Oscar Wilde.

- I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. - Can you describe this ruckus, sir?

Oh, is that amusing?

Jake knocked you up, didn't he?

I'll bet you lose that bet...

Oh, it's already been broughten.

Hell, I'd do em !

Way too much information.

...may I present to you the new and improved...

That make me kind of sad in pants.

Oh, God. I can't believe you fell for that crap.

If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.

Nathan, cut it out

I make the cheercisions, I will deal with the cheeronsequences.

And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet...

Five more concussions and you'll die. You should take it easy.

I'm looking for somebody really messed up.

Goodnight and sweet dreams Pumpkin-tits

The red zone is for the loading and unloading ofpassengers.

This isn't funny!

...like to dance?

When someone try's to give u a bullshit excuse

I don't like sundaes.

I don't know what that was for.

Coach says it's ok to fly barefoot over the open ocean.

You'd never suspect that everyone on the Enterprise is a professional dancer.

I'm only in the song because I'm a black guy

Maybe it's that construction.

- It's my mother. - You have her eyes.

- This is the final call... - Why not?

Only if we’re horizontal

I give them handjobs.

How could Priscilla dump me, Jake Wyler?

Wham, bam! What the fuck just happened?

I've loved her since I first saw her.

Hold it right there, mister.

What the hell are you doing here?

...so I'm just gonna lay it out there, okay?

Oragasm Jerking

...human excrement!

I always take a huge load on their chest

- My eyes were shut. - And we couldn't even...

Jakey, Drakey, about to make a big... Mistakey

Hey, how you doing? Welcome.

I actually got to go. Sorry.

...I was actually saying "hey" to the person behind you.

Oh I’ll be driving!