Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What is wrong with this family? - Hey, do you want my help or not?

I'm Sandy Sue. Limp-dick fag fucker!

Shut your hole Wang Chung

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down.

And so is his bag.

Watching Kolterman throw all day

नोकरी कशी मिळेल? कशी मिळेल ?

I just got first hair on ball

I know Reggie ray

You admire the beauty. You watch it blossom.

Give me an H. Give me a U.

I've been doing a lot of thinking...

I can't believe nobody's ever Taken a dump on your chest

I am not going to let you hurt Janey again, okay? Besides, I love her.

What up, my yellow brothers? Chinks in the house!

And when I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours.

Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice. You're the only quarterback I've got.

Get down! Enemy fire!

Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...but you're still a loser.

Oh I’ll be driving!

Mox, cut it out!

No, no, no, anyone but her! Not Janey Briggs.

- Your mom's a... - Ho.

Just give it four years.

DEANDRE AYTON IS HOT

Please pick me. I'm the one.

There's a girl named Kelly that I love

I'll do my best to make things right

So what if we have the same mother

Cry me a river, Dickface

She looks as good as a dumpster full of gristles.

ljustjerked offin yourFrench toast

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no.

Can I ask you a question?

It's a locker room. It's no sexier in there...

If Jake is only asking you out to get into your pants...

No, not at all. Masturbation's very healthy.

I got you for the rest of your lives. You're mine.

Because I am not a cheap slut.

I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest.

Congratulations!

Coach reckons we should take a knee. We're up 42 - 0.

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see

Nice combination, Crissy!

It could happen

We just had sex five minutes ago.

Guys, get your heads out of the gutter.

What do you say, kiddo?

Matt said it’s ok to bleed from the ears

I know you would Reggie Ray

I can't have sex before you.

- I told you not to let me drink. - I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.

- That's for taking Janey to the prom. - You put the...

What happening?

And you. Miss Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.

"...Have You Ever Eaten Pussy Before?"

Be seen in public.

EMOTIONALTRADER AFTER HEARING A NEW HIGH OF THE DAY WHILE WEARING HEADPHONES

Would the whole otherperson...

WHAM BAM What the fuck just happened?!

Hi, Jake. It's all wet.

Only if we’re horizontal

We saw you at our practice. I know you stole our routine.

That's what I'm here for Pumpkin Tits

Ray Cut it out!

Good luck, young man.

I'll be late to pick you up.

Molly, can you help me take off my panties?

All right, goddamn it! Hit the showers, goddamn it!

That time when we were in line at that theater...

I left some money on the kitchen counter.

You really mean that, Jake?

I know you would, Reggie Ray

Excuse me, Bruce? No. You don't bonk Amanda Becker.

That really upsets me

...that cute face she makes when she's tonguing my balls...

Oh, no. Too much information would be telling you...

God damnit Reggie ray

First, you earn her trust.

- You gotta wait for the right moment. - When is it the right moment?

But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big a dumb-ass do you think I am?

There’s a girl… About to board a plane to paris