Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just give it four years.

"...Have You Ever Eaten Pussy Before?"

Oh I’ll be driving!

- I told you not to let me drink. - I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.

Cry me a river, Dickface

That's what I'm here for Pumpkin Tits

I've been doing a lot of thinking...

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see

I just got first hair on ball

Get down! Enemy fire!

I left some money on the kitchen counter.

I'll do my best to make things right

All right, goddamn it! Hit the showers, goddamn it!

I know you would, Reggie Ray

God damnit Reggie ray

Watching Kolterman throw all day

I'm Sandy Sue. Limp-dick fag fucker!

That really upsets me

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It could happen

I can't have sex before you.

- What is wrong with this family? - Hey, do you want my help or not?

Can I ask you a question?

And so is his bag.

Oh, no. Too much information would be telling you...

There’s a girl… About to board a plane to paris

What happening?

You admire the beauty. You watch it blossom.

Ray Cut it out!

If Jake is only asking you out to get into your pants...

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down.

WHAM BAM What the fuck just happened?!

DEANDRE AYTON IS HOT

I am not going to let you hurt Janey again, okay? Besides, I love her.

We just had sex five minutes ago.

Hi, Jake. It's all wet.

...that cute face she makes when she's tonguing my balls...

Matt said it’s ok to bleed from the ears

And when I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours.

That time when we were in line at that theater...

She looks as good as a dumpster full of gristles.

What up, my yellow brothers? Chinks in the house!

So what if we have the same mother

...but you're still a loser.

Please pick me. I'm the one.

EMOTIONALTRADER AFTER HEARING A NEW HIGH OF THE DAY WHILE WEARING HEADPHONES

Excuse me, Bruce? No. You don't bonk Amanda Becker.

Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice. You're the only quarterback I've got.

Would the whole otherperson...

It's a locker room. It's no sexier in there...

I can't believe nobody's ever Taken a dump on your chest

Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail.

Because I am not a cheap slut.

Congratulations!

I'll be late to pick you up.

ljustjerked offin yourFrench toast

Give me an H. Give me a U.

Shut your hole Wang Chung

I know Reggie ray

- That's for taking Janey to the prom. - You put the...

Good luck, young man.

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no.

Be seen in public.

नोकरी कशी मिळेल? कशी मिळेल ?

Guys, get your heads out of the gutter.

Nice combination, Crissy!

I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest.

You really mean that, Jake?

What do you say, kiddo?

Only if we’re horizontal

- Your mom's a... - Ho.

No, no, no, anyone but her! Not Janey Briggs.

- You gotta wait for the right moment. - When is it the right moment?

No, not at all. Masturbation's very healthy.

Coach reckons we should take a knee. We're up 42 - 0.

Molly, can you help me take off my panties?

I know you would Reggie Ray

We saw you at our practice. I know you stole our routine.

First, you earn her trust.

I got you for the rest of your lives. You're mine.

But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big a dumb-ass do you think I am?

There's a girl named Kelly that I love

Mox, cut it out!

And you. Miss Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.