Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She’s wearing the same outfit as me… It looks much better on you.
Ain't that right, Sausage?
I'll pick the most hopeless girl at this school...
That one guy on the team that volunteers for every project
...meet Apollonia.
Given the right look, the right boyfriend...
Goddamn it, Allan Litchman!
Mom was pulling in tricks to make ends meet.
I got Mott & Shark for 18 holes. You’re mine!
I have no money I have to make my own dress
Prom tonight
You still have another concussion!
I don't wanna hear it, mister. You just bought yourself another detention.
Yeah.
Oh, and the door will not be locked.
I also replace the urinal cakes.
Oh, my God, it's Jake.
Yes...
Jake, it's okay.
If I don't get there in time and tell her how I feel...
My bad, man.
Is that the best you can do?
You smell her.
Shakespeare, MoliÈre...
Excuse me, everyone!
What about fourth-string? I didn't get to practice.
Is anybody home?
...Ricky.
I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.
He can't breathe. Get him to a hospital.
Are you for real?
- Can tell you kind of like that. - Hey! Let's get back to the throw.
What about her?
Nebraska… Is hot
...ran home to her daddy.
...they always stick it in my ass? - Damn!
And I love...
I did it. I'm a miracle-worker.
Two words for you Future President, material
Derrick Henry..
They're not looking for sex. They're looking for love.
What in God's name is going on in here.
Janey, you said you couldn't believe in someone that didn't believe in you.
I'm Sandy Sue. It is simply swell to meet all of you.
- Two weeks ago! - I just got first hair on ball.
Love me harder
I am the token straight guy.
It doesn't look good, coach.
oh since when are you taking us on a virtual tour of the atrium? since i work as a free tour guide doing tours to unheard of places.
Set, hut!
Yes.
...and threw to a 90-pound kid who shouldn't have been on the field.
That is appalling.
You also put the "brat" in "bratwurst."
I'm not going to let you go to Paris.
Priscilla, there you are.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That is true comedy.
I'm okay!
...Janey Briggs.
- I heard a ruckus. - Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
Give it back!
I feel better.
That's Mom!
Teste Testetetete
When I just Got breast surgery
That cute face he makes while jamming my balls....
but...you're my sister!! Only by blood!!
What do you think I should do?
There we go! Your king and queen.
All right. Be careful. You only have three...
SAY GOOD DAY TO ROBBIE RAY
...he's always been a total jerk.
What is wrong with this family
Jake, I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
...the girl with no friends who was dirt poor and smelled a little funky.
But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick.
I never thought I'd hear myself say this...
Pay Ride
Put your heads On my shoul-deeeerrr
That's' what I'm here for, pumpkin tits.
I'm here to help you get your throw back.
Take a look at the kid standing beside you.
the Chicago bears... are elite???!
..
Jakey, Jakey, about to make a big...
Okay, let's move it, people!