Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ain't that right, Sausage?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What about her?
Two words for you Future President, material
All right. Be careful. You only have three...
But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick.
My bad, man.
I'm okay!
It doesn't look good, coach.
That cute face he makes while jamming my balls....
Put your heads On my shoul-deeeerrr
I am the token straight guy.
Yes.
When I just Got breast surgery
Take a look at the kid standing beside you.
- Two weeks ago! - I just got first hair on ball.
I'm Sandy Sue. It is simply swell to meet all of you.
Excuse me, everyone!
I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.
You smell her.
...and threw to a 90-pound kid who shouldn't have been on the field.
What is wrong with this family
Yes...
I'm here to help you get your throw back.
...Janey Briggs.
I’ll take a huge shit on your chest
That one guy on the team that volunteers for every project
Teste Testetetete
- I heard a ruckus. - Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
the Chicago bears... are elite???!
oh since when are you taking us on a virtual tour of the atrium? since i work as a free tour guide doing tours to unheard of places.
Are you for real?
...ran home to her daddy.
..
Priscilla, there you are.
That is true comedy.
Nebraska… Is hot
Mom was pulling in tricks to make ends meet.
Is anybody home?
I feel better.
I'm not going to let you go to Paris.
And I love...
What do you think I should do?
I did it. I'm a miracle-worker.
That is appalling.
...they always stick it in my ass? - Damn!
Derrick Henry..
Jakey, Jakey, about to make a big...
What about fourth-string? I didn't get to practice.
Jake, it's okay.
Jake, I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
If I don't get there in time and tell her how I feel...
I don't wanna hear it, mister. You just bought yourself another detention.
Prom tonight
Okay, let's move it, people!
I never thought I'd hear myself say this...
They're not looking for sex. They're looking for love.
I also replace the urinal cakes.
Yeah.
There we go! Your king and queen.
Goddamn it, Allan Litchman!
She’s wearing the same outfit as me… It looks much better on you.
He can't breathe. Get him to a hospital.
What in God's name is going on in here.
- Can tell you kind of like that. - Hey! Let's get back to the throw.
SAY GOOD DAY TO ROBBIE RAY
...the girl with no friends who was dirt poor and smelled a little funky.
That's' what I'm here for, pumpkin tits.
I got Mott & Shark for 18 holes. You’re mine!
...meet Apollonia.
Oh, and the door will not be locked.
Love me harder
I have no money I have to make my own dress
That's Mom!
You also put the "brat" in "bratwurst."
...Ricky.
Set, hut!
Janey, you said you couldn't believe in someone that didn't believe in you.
Shakespeare, MoliÈre...
You still have another concussion!
Oh, my God, it's Jake.
but...you're my sister!! Only by blood!!
Is that the best you can do?
Pay Ride
Given the right look, the right boyfriend...
Give it back!
I'll pick the most hopeless girl at this school...
...he's always been a total jerk.