Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.
She went out there. On her own. There's Charlie everywhere.
Hey, Ricky. How was your weekend?
He's not just any man, he's Vivek.
Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore, isn't first-string anymore.
There's a whole otherperson inside ofboth of us.
No, way too easy.
Break it down Niggas
Where's my little angel?
Even a hippie albino. She could be prom queen.
I had to take on all of her responsibilities:
coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
...is merely a parade of nasty...
"Lick My Pussy Ass Cock Shit
Oh, God. No.
You take away the makeup, the clothes...
Go to her
So I told her, "Take the old lady and send your mama back."
Cry me a river, dickface.
I love it when Janey says See you in English
Paris Air, flight 805 to art school in Paris...
- Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it.
Oh, Jake.
She took forever this time.
That's what I'm here for Pumpkin tits!
...l'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
Great. Great.
Congratulations to the men and women nominated forprom queen.
Congratulations. You blew my perfect season.
This year's prom king is...
Shut your hole Wang Chung
Wise up to Jake's bullshit. Stop being such a dumb-ass.
Coooock
...Kara and Sara Fratelli. - Fuck.
Hell I’d do her ! I know you would Reggie Ray
I did it. I'm a miracle worker
So...
I feel the same way.
coach says it's ok to stop breathing
Shit!
I know you would, Reggie Ray
I want you.
Nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest?
want to dance
All right, that's it.
- That's not fair. - Cry me a river, dickface.
I masturbate to that movie.
Pumpkin Tits Hahaha
CRY ME A RIVER, DICKFACE
...mix tape for your birthday.
Yeah! I'll make you forget all about losing prom queen.
Even ifit with dirty slut
Hey, watch it, man!
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been fired from the zipper factory.
Betty...
- Show us how drunk you are! - Go for it!
I'm sorry, Jake. We met over spring break.
No, honey. I'll probably just be way too drunk.
What are you doing? Over here!
...and say things like "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack!"
It’s my wife. You have her eyes.
I never said anything about a bet.
You put the ‘T’ in racist
What do you win, Foster?
will you be that shark?
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
It would be an honor, and a privilege.
Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in on my own with a sprained ankle...
...and I'll bet that you can't turn her into prom queen.
Mid Poo Is not Poo??
- You did great out there. - I blew the game, Janey.
- Oh, my God! - Get out of the road!
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
It's her birthday, Dad.
I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck.
Anorexic, superficial?
...is hot.
Sweet dude
Excuse me!
Holy cow.
Something about Paris. Her tour was over.