Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mid Poo Is not Poo??
There's a whole otherperson inside ofboth of us.
...mix tape for your birthday.
want to dance
Yeah! I'll make you forget all about losing prom queen.
I love it when Janey says See you in English
- Oh, my God! - Get out of the road!
That's what I'm here for Pumpkin tits!
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been fired from the zipper factory.
She took forever this time.
Betty...
Shut your hole Wang Chung
...and say things like "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack!"
"Lick My Pussy Ass Cock Shit
This year's prom king is...
It's her birthday, Dad.
Even a hippie albino. She could be prom queen.
Oh, God. No.
Sweet dude
CRY ME A RIVER, DICKFACE
It would be an honor, and a privilege.
Hey, watch it, man!
Break it down Niggas
Oh, Jake.
...is hot.
- Show us how drunk you are! - Go for it!
I know you would, Reggie Ray
I feel the same way.
Hell I’d do her ! I know you would Reggie Ray
- Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it.
Even ifit with dirty slut
I did it. I'm a miracle worker
She went out there. On her own. There's Charlie everywhere.
Congratulations to the men and women nominated forprom queen.
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
I masturbate to that movie.
- You did great out there. - I blew the game, Janey.
Great. Great.
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in on my own with a sprained ankle...
So...
Cry me a river, dickface.
Something about Paris. Her tour was over.
- That's not fair. - Cry me a river, dickface.
coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
Shit!
You take away the makeup, the clothes...
It’s my wife. You have her eyes.
...and I'll bet that you can't turn her into prom queen.
What do you win, Foster?
We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.
Paris Air, flight 805 to art school in Paris...
What are you doing? Over here!
...is merely a parade of nasty...
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
...l'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
No, way too easy.
Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.
No, honey. I'll probably just be way too drunk.
coach says it's ok to stop breathing
Holy cow.
I never said anything about a bet.
Where's my little angel?
Pumpkin Tits Hahaha
I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck.
He's not just any man, he's Vivek.
Excuse me!
...Kara and Sara Fratelli. - Fuck.
Wise up to Jake's bullshit. Stop being such a dumb-ass.
All right, that's it.
Congratulations. You blew my perfect season.
I want you.
Coooock
I had to take on all of her responsibilities:
I'm sorry, Jake. We met over spring break.
You put the ‘T’ in racist
will you be that shark?
Go to her
Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore, isn't first-string anymore.
Hey, Ricky. How was your weekend?
Anorexic, superficial?
So I told her, "Take the old lady and send your mama back."
Nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest?