Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Lick My Pussy Ass Cock Shit
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
So I told her, "Take the old lady and send your mama back."
- Show us how drunk you are! - Go for it!
want to dance
Oh, God. No.
Nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest?
She took forever this time.
He's not just any man, he's Vivek.
I know you would, Reggie Ray
CRY ME A RIVER, DICKFACE
Where's my little angel?
Congratulations. You blew my perfect season.
...l'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
...and say things like "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack!"
Wise up to Jake's bullshit. Stop being such a dumb-ass.
Coooock
Excuse me!
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been fired from the zipper factory.
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
Yeah! I'll make you forget all about losing prom queen.
No, honey. I'll probably just be way too drunk.
Hey, Ricky. How was your weekend?
All right, that's it.
I masturbate to that movie.
There's a whole otherperson inside ofboth of us.
I'm sorry, Jake. We met over spring break.
I feel the same way.
Hey, watch it, man!
Even ifit with dirty slut
I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck.
Shit!
I want you.
I love it when Janey says See you in English
It’s my wife. You have her eyes.
Shut your hole Wang Chung
will you be that shark?
She went out there. On her own. There's Charlie everywhere.
Go to her
- Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it.
It's her birthday, Dad.
- Oh, my God! - Get out of the road!
Congratulations to the men and women nominated forprom queen.
Cry me a river, dickface.
- That's not fair. - Cry me a river, dickface.
So...
Pumpkin Tits Hahaha
- You did great out there. - I blew the game, Janey.
You take away the makeup, the clothes...
...is hot.
Paris Air, flight 805 to art school in Paris...
What are you doing? Over here!
That's what I'm here for Pumpkin tits!
Great. Great.
Hell I’d do her ! I know you would Reggie Ray
Mid Poo Is not Poo??
It would be an honor, and a privilege.
I did it. I'm a miracle worker
Break it down Niggas
I had to take on all of her responsibilities:
Oh, Jake.
coach says it's ok to stop breathing
...is merely a parade of nasty...
No, way too easy.
Even a hippie albino. She could be prom queen.
Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore, isn't first-string anymore.
Betty...
...mix tape for your birthday.
Anorexic, superficial?
...and I'll bet that you can't turn her into prom queen.
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in on my own with a sprained ankle...
Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.
I never said anything about a bet.
Holy cow.
You put the ‘T’ in racist
We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.
Sweet dude
...Kara and Sara Fratelli. - Fuck.
What do you win, Foster?
This year's prom king is...
coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
Something about Paris. Her tour was over.