Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Got your mom's car keys? - Check.
No, actually, l...
You're a unique rebel, Janey!
Freeze, bitch!
I wish a guy would take me out for dinner.
Amit Gutt...
So, you in love?
Let's try again.
How did you talk me into this?
That girl with the glasses and the ponytail?
Let's go, Wasps!
And remember, son: No parties.
crimea river dickface
No, I'm just happy being on the field.
I can't believe nobody's ever Taken a dump on your chest
Jakey jakey about to make another big... Mistakey
We already heard that @x!$@$$
Especially after you've packed on a couple of pounds.
- What's going on? - Something beautiful.
Look, you can't just start a slow clap at any old time.
Mr. Briggs?
You’d never suspect that everyone on the Subway is a professional dancer.
I mean, would you give him head?
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Friday's championship game is against North Compton...
- Completely fake. - Yeah, that's not her real hair color.
What are you doing? Get out of here.
When your teacher steals Your Brick of that Ghetto D
Goddamn it! Let's do it again!
You smell good.
This is the place to buzz the Brillo.
You're leaving me for this guy?
And the "suck" in "liposuction."
Oh, my God, there's Jake. He's so popular.
Janey? Sweetheart?
You never saw me as the girl in glasses.
This year we gave it to Lupe, the Mexican finger painter.
We'll become the masters of our sexual destiny.
You got butterflies, huh?
That's going to stain.
Can they cover?
A whore who lacks any real long-term goals?
Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded, sophomoric excuse for wit...
Damn, Shorty, Dog is pretending to be Asian, and shit.
Next stop, airport.
A life.
I like your backpack
Walk it off Marty!
Van Jefferson...
Welcome to the party.
Can you describe this link?
I've been an alcoholic Since my first tourin Nam
The right moment.
And tell Janey what's true in your heart.
coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
Right, but what is "it"?
Vince McMahon:
What do you mean?
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But Biden is old! And he stutters! What is that?
We got our asses kicked on Sunday!
All I said was:
Cock? I've never even been kissed.
Ice dispenser.
Here’s Ricky!
“Everton are... Good?”
- One more for Ox or for Mitch? - Another.
Shut yer hole, Wang Chung
I don't believe it. It's a tie.
She's not attracted to you!
...whipping boys with a wet towel.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Jake.
Tell me who your daddy is! Tell me who your papa is!
Janey, are you all right?
Don't you guys mess with him again.
You mean Janey?
My parents give a scholarship to girls who can't get into art school.
I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
Stop being such a little bitch.
...right here, right now.
God Damnit!
Thank you, Daddy.
Which is nice.
I love it when Janey says hi
Listen right now!
Love me! Harder!
She's got paint on her overalls! What is that?