Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's the spirit! Ready?
Vlad, cut it out Stahhhhhhp
Nevis
Alex Smith...
I was invited.
I'll see you in English.
You're not going to cry now, are you?
oh, that is wack!
"I Masturbate To That Movie."
You little shit.
Only 25 seconds remaining, and the season...
Do you know where Mr. Keller's English class is?
You obviously stole that from Karate Kid.
Listen, honey...
Damn, that shit's whack.
I need ammo! I can't hold them off much longer!
You can't just start a chippy tea at any old time
Guys, I appreciate this, but...
coach says it's ok to grow a tumor on the head
I just got first hair on ball.
Jakey jakey about to make another big... Mistakey
What's up, man?
You want another one? - Yes.
That's all I know.
Eyes closed.
Tell me you didn't quote Freddie Prinze Jr.
You guys should hit the road.
Prom queen, material.
Gino Smith
- You missed your prom? - Yeah.
Van Jefferson
Wyler, we got this wrapped up.
I don't want to make a big deal of it...
- I visit grandfather. - I played with my sisters.
Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.
Why is it when I tell a girl they can put it whever they want...
Peachy. You brought a routine?
Can you…describe the ruckus?
Who's that?
I say we trust a single GARP
Before the end of the year, we all get laid!
Prove It.
I heard about what happened with Priscilla.
She's got a gun!
And if Jake likes you...
What's she doing here? She graduated four years ago.
Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too drunk to remember.
She doesn't love you!
Goddamn it, Reggie Ray!
Rebecca Black...
The sublime poetic genius of a clever turn of phrase.
Vagina CLIT
David when The monument is closed
Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar for My Left Foot.
This is not a cheerocracy
We love you, Marty!
Road trip!!
Right. Forget what I said.
Two dollars!
The thing is, when I made that bet...
No!
I said I'd turn you into prom queen when I thought you were ugly...
Texas Football Is ass
- Hey, Janey. - Hey, Jake.
Grab my dick and jerk it really faster harder. Suck my dick janey and lick your pussy.
- "Ten Things I Love About Janey." - Oh, not again.
Well, there is this popular boy, Jake.
Kinda sucks.