Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not even close Bud
Okay, it was. But you got to get over it.
I'm gonna leave you two alone.
We got time for one more play.
They're your only friends for the next four years.
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I’ll take a huge shit on your chest
...than it is in here.
- Morning, sweetie! - Daddy!
Give me a... Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
Why is it when I tell a guy to put it anywhere...
No, he asked me out.
Thank you.
Maybe you should get on that plane and go to Paris.
...mistakey.
- I'm a hero! - Walk it off!
Hi, my name is Catherine.
We already heard that one. Asshole.
Only by blood.
...and she just doesn't realize it yet, but she will.
What's up? I met a whole other person inside ofyou.
Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T-P...
I smell a bet
This is it.
New girl.
Okay, hold it right there.
All right, Kara and Sara.
Before I really knew me.
CAN HE SHOOT?
What are you doing here?
That's right.
Don't move.
- Nice hands, Marty! - I did it.
...Mr. l-Have- a-Thing-For-Ugly-Girls.
I know. We just had sex five minutes ago.
What's going on?
I wish I didn’t make that bet
That really upsets me.
- We're freshmen. - What's with the attitude?
Mr. Keller? Over here. Right here. Please.
The Houston Texans….are good?!
And this time, I don't want your car.
Answer my question! Can he play?
I don't screw every pathetic guy... ...I give them handjobs
There's an art school but I can't afford it.
Rosco!
Do your thing.
Ever want to be the most popular girl in school?
You better watch your tongue, young man!
We were just sitting here.
Next time, I'm cracking skulls.
You're intelligent and insightful. You don't get the respect you deserve.
Will you be that guy?
I’ll take a huge shit on your chest
I'm taking your Ferrari to buy hookers.
I got to go back out on the field.
I'm Not Pressuring You.
I do want your life
She's right.
Can she suck?! Sir shes in a coma…
I need sunscreen
oh, that is wack!
- He's a famous clown. - Bobo.
Hell I’d do em ! I know you would Reggie Ray
Sarah .
- Not easy to get lucky here. - Girls are sensitive.
Where is she? I thought she'd be here by now.
I confused
That's great! I've always wanted to discuss...
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Six.
- Does she go to our school? - It's not even the same person.
- Holy shit! - Oh, my God.
But if you go out there and you give it your all...
That has to be the worst game I’ve ever seen, ever.
will you be that rich fat fuck?
Go to her
...I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest.
- You got another. - Good!
Blue 83!
Well, I believed in you. I always believed in you.
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused.
In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom
You could certainly use the popularity points.
We're black, we know it
That's not the guy I want to be
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
Then Janey would still be with me
Here it is.
Alison was bitter when we broke up.
Do you know where Austin went?
.
Not scoring any cock, either?
Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!
CAN HE PLAY?
And for once...
Where's my little angel?
Little miss ran home to her daddy Ran home to her daddy
Shit.
...rests in the hands of fourth-string quarterback Jake Wyler.
- I have no pigment - Any girl with a guitar is hot.
When you're asked to finish off the beer