Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And for once...
CAN HE PLAY?
That's great! I've always wanted to discuss...
New girl.
.
This is it.
We were just sitting here.
There's an art school but I can't afford it.
- I'm a hero! - Walk it off!
CAN HE SHOOT?
Not even close Bud
...I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest.
No, he asked me out.
Go to her
What's up? I met a whole other person inside ofyou.
We already heard that one. Asshole.
I do want your life
I'm taking your Ferrari to buy hookers.
Why is it when I tell a guy to put it anywhere...
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused.
Here it is.
- Does she go to our school? - It's not even the same person.
When you're asked to finish off the beer
They're your only friends for the next four years.
I’ll take a huge shit on your chest
...mistakey.
I wish I didn’t make that bet
I confused
Mr. Keller? Over here. Right here. Please.
Where's my little angel?
All right, Kara and Sara.
Little miss ran home to her daddy Ran home to her daddy
- Holy shit! - Oh, my God.
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
That's right.
I’ll take a huge shit on your chest
You could certainly use the popularity points.
That's not the guy I want to be
But if you go out there and you give it your all...
Blue 83!
What are you doing here?
- You got another. - Good!
Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T-P...
Shit.
I don't screw every pathetic guy... ...I give them handjobs
What's going on?
I know. We just had sex five minutes ago.
Six.
will you be that rich fat fuck?
I'm Not Pressuring You.
That has to be the worst game I’ve ever seen, ever.
...and she just doesn't realize it yet, but she will.
Do your thing.
Ever want to be the most popular girl in school?
Will you be that guy?
- Morning, sweetie! - Daddy!
We got time for one more play.
Before I really knew me.
In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom
And this time, I don't want your car.
I smell a bet
I'm gonna leave you two alone.
Rosco!
...rests in the hands of fourth-string quarterback Jake Wyler.
Hi, my name is Catherine.
You're intelligent and insightful. You don't get the respect you deserve.
- Not easy to get lucky here. - Girls are sensitive.
Thank you.
Only by blood.
We're black, we know it
Sarah .
Don't move.
I got to go back out on the field.
- I have no pigment - Any girl with a guitar is hot.
ADSFCAE EAFEAFC
Answer my question! Can he play?
That really upsets me.
Maybe you should get on that plane and go to Paris.
Hell I’d do em ! I know you would Reggie Ray
She's right.
Well, I believed in you. I always believed in you.
oh, that is wack!
- He's a famous clown. - Bobo.
Alison was bitter when we broke up.
Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!
Give me a... Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
...than it is in here.
SeÚorYoU-JuSt-BleW-My-PerFect-Seasón
Can she suck?! Sir shes in a coma…
Next time, I'm cracking skulls.
Okay, hold it right there.
- We're freshmen. - What's with the attitude?
The Houston Texans….are good?!
Do you know where Austin went?
Not scoring any cock, either?
Then Janey would still be with me
I need sunscreen
...Mr. l-Have- a-Thing-For-Ugly-Girls.
Okay, it was. But you got to get over it.
You better watch your tongue, young man!
Where is she? I thought she'd be here by now.
- Nice hands, Marty! - I did it.