Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I have no pigment - Any girl with a guitar is hot.
Okay, hold it right there.
- Nice hands, Marty! - I did it.
...than it is in here.
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused.
Will you be that guy?
Here it is.
SeÚorYoU-JuSt-BleW-My-PerFect-Seasón
I know. We just had sex five minutes ago.
No, he asked me out.
What's up? I met a whole other person inside ofyou.
Hi, my name is Catherine.
Do you know where Austin went?
Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!
I got to go back out on the field.
I'm Not Pressuring You.
Not even close Bud
We're black, we know it
Before I really knew me.
Can she suck?! Sir shes in a coma…
I'm gonna leave you two alone.
What are you doing here?
Blue 83!
Maybe you should get on that plane and go to Paris.
Give me a... Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
Go to her
Don't move.
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
Sarah .
Rosco!
Hell I’d do em ! I know you would Reggie Ray
She's right.
What's going on?
Mr. Keller? Over here. Right here. Please.
We were just sitting here.
- Does she go to our school? - It's not even the same person.
I don't screw every pathetic guy... ...I give them handjobs
We already heard that one. Asshole.
...mistakey.
.
Six.
I'm taking your Ferrari to buy hookers.
In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom
Answer my question! Can he play?
Alison was bitter when we broke up.
When you're asked to finish off the beer
- We're freshmen. - What's with the attitude?
That's not the guy I want to be
Okay, it was. But you got to get over it.
Then Janey would still be with me
Only by blood.
Well, I believed in you. I always believed in you.
Where is she? I thought she'd be here by now.
Thank you.
Shit.
will you be that rich fat fuck?
And for once...
That's right.
You better watch your tongue, young man!
You're intelligent and insightful. You don't get the respect you deserve.
oh, that is wack!
We got time for one more play.
But if you go out there and you give it your all...
- You got another. - Good!
- Holy shit! - Oh, my God.
And this time, I don't want your car.
There's an art school but I can't afford it.
I need sunscreen
I wish I didn’t make that bet
...rests in the hands of fourth-string quarterback Jake Wyler.
Why is it when I tell a guy to put it anywhere...
New girl.
All right, Kara and Sara.
Do your thing.
Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T-P...
Ever want to be the most popular girl in school?
I smell a bet
That really upsets me.
...and she just doesn't realize it yet, but she will.
You could certainly use the popularity points.
- I'm a hero! - Walk it off!
Little miss ran home to her daddy Ran home to her daddy
...I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest.
That's great! I've always wanted to discuss...
- Morning, sweetie! - Daddy!
The Houston Texans….are good?!
Not scoring any cock, either?
- He's a famous clown. - Bobo.
That has to be the worst game I’ve ever seen, ever.
CAN HE PLAY?
Where's my little angel?
They're your only friends for the next four years.
CAN HE SHOOT?
- Not easy to get lucky here. - Girls are sensitive.
This is it.
Next time, I'm cracking skulls.
I confused
...Mr. l-Have- a-Thing-For-Ugly-Girls.