Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want your life!

Girl go pee-pee not what I want to see-see.

I know he rented a room at the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.

Gentlemen, tonight we go to our first high-school party.

- Another one. - So?

I don’t like those either

Way to go, Jake!

It has been an honor and a privilege

I don't want your strife!

want to dance? only if we're inverted.

...but learn a much more valuable lesson, and win.

Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures.

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.

How you plan on buzzing Brillo?

We ain’t white, we ain’t white We definitely ain’t white

Well, bombs away.

So, you asked your four-eyed circus freak to the prom yet?

Some time to talk to you.

...out of here.

I don't care what coach reckons.

I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…

There he is. It's Freddie. He's wearing a tux.

We've been waiting for this since puberty.

At John Hughes, there are no cliques, no exclusive social groups.

We resent that!

This make me kinda Happy in pants

I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.

- Where do you want the speakers? - In the dining room.

Catherine, that's disgusting. You're my sister.

I give them handjobs

I’m a unique rebel.

...for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.

Captian right all the time. Is, right all the time.

- I'd do them! - I know, Reggie Ray.

Unless I raise $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.

I say we make like a tree and branch...

It smells in here.

Lose the I'm-The-Cute-And-Sensitive Popular-Boy routine.

For the thousandth time, I said, "Swallow that thing."

MY TIDDIES COMING THROUGH

You should be thanking God you’re still in god damn uniform, God damn it!

Oh, Jake. Nothing could ever come between us now.

That is very admirable.

Oh, it's already been DLin'

You got to go out there, believe in the ball and throw yourself.

Derrius Guice is….. hot

What about the Fratelli sisters?

Attention, please.

We'll get our asses kicked Friday!

Goddamn it! Get in the game!

Think you'll be prom queen? Well, think again, Janey.

Then I spent Saturday and Sunday making you this great...

...and that squad always tries to bring it.

"I Masturbate To That Movie."

Beefy, cut it out

- Take this. - Thanks.

...and there's something I want to ask you.

That's for being really weird.

Let's get all you jocks in one group...

Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!

We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.

It's just what they bring, okay?

Baby's got back. Hunch, that is.

...l've-been-desperately-trying- to-tell-you-that...

Not what I want to see see

I've got you for the rest of your natural born lives