Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, bombs away.

Baby's got back. Hunch, that is.

I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…

Beefy, cut it out

It smells in here.

Goddamn it! Get in the game!

That's for being really weird.

I've got you for the rest of your natural born lives

I don’t like those either

Let's get all you jocks in one group...

want to dance? only if we're inverted.

Unless I raise $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.

...but learn a much more valuable lesson, and win.

- I'd do them! - I know, Reggie Ray.

This make me kinda Happy in pants

Derrius Guice is….. hot

We ain’t white, we ain’t white We definitely ain’t white

Gentlemen, tonight we go to our first high-school party.

I know he rented a room at the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.

Some time to talk to you.

Think you'll be prom queen? Well, think again, Janey.

I don't want your strife!

I’m a unique rebel.

Then I spent Saturday and Sunday making you this great...

...l've-been-desperately-trying- to-tell-you-that...

Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures.

"I Masturbate To That Movie."

You got to go out there, believe in the ball and throw yourself.

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.

MY TIDDIES COMING THROUGH

It's just what they bring, okay?

Girl go pee-pee not what I want to see-see.

Oh, it's already been DLin'

There he is. It's Freddie. He's wearing a tux.

Way to go, Jake!

- Where do you want the speakers? - In the dining room.

That is very admirable.

...out of here.

I don't care what coach reckons.

- Another one. - So?

For the thousandth time, I said, "Swallow that thing."

I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.

- Take this. - Thanks.

We resent that!

I say we make like a tree and branch...

Captian right all the time. Is, right all the time.

Attention, please.

...and that squad always tries to bring it.

We'll get our asses kicked Friday!

You should be thanking God you’re still in god damn uniform, God damn it!

...and there's something I want to ask you.

Not what I want to see see

We've been waiting for this since puberty.

Catherine, that's disgusting. You're my sister.

Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!

How you plan on buzzing Brillo?

Lose the I'm-The-Cute-And-Sensitive Popular-Boy routine.

So, you asked your four-eyed circus freak to the prom yet?

It has been an honor and a privilege

At John Hughes, there are no cliques, no exclusive social groups.

I give them handjobs

Oh, Jake. Nothing could ever come between us now.

We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.

What about the Fratelli sisters?

...for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.

I don't want your life!