Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

After all the shenanigans you pulled last season...

Tonight I'm going to fuck my brother

I totally heard that.

...then maybe those kids'll quit throwing bags of shit on the porch.

I don’t care what you have to do! JK stays in the game god damnit!

It's just a football game, Jake. Besides...

Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.

Goodnight Pumkin-Tits

I’ve never even been kissed

I'm a unique rebel! Sounds more like you're a lesbo!

GRANDPA STICK A FINGER IN MY ASS CUM ON ME

If I could go back, I never would've made that stupid bet.

We'll call you later to check in.

On their chest.

If there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue.

I love it when Janey drinks I love it when Janey blinks

See you in English.

I come to school to be object of lust...

Catch you guy later.

want to dance? only if we're inverted.

...and some guy would come and take me away.

Heavens to Betsy.

Class, let's open our books and continue with our poetry lesson.

After you've succeeded in making her feel special...

That's the fastest half of football ever.

It would be an honor and a privilege.

Translation: We're shit out ofluck.

This year's prom queen is...

How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton?

when you go topless on your windown

I'll be so high, I won't know where the phone is.

- Go get her! - Go for it.

It's a good night for smoking.

- Hi, stud. - Hi, Jake.

Thank you, Ricky, for that interesting poem.

Mid poo Is not poo??

Priscilla's freaking out now that Janey's lost her ponytail.

...to turn a rebellious girl into prom queen has been waiting for:

With this letter. Amanda Becker will know the truth:

- Why are you in here? - Why am I in here?

Do you like him? Are you attracted to him?

- Condoms. - Check.

- Eenie, meenie, minie... - Moe.

What's your name?

Well, that wasn't exactly the kind of truth I was expecting.

If you're interested, I thought we could go out sometime.

During practice, in the hallways, in the lockers, taking a shower...

Happy birthday Desirae!!

JUST BELIEVE IN THE BALL, NANA. AND THROW YOURSELF.

- What was that ruckus? - Define "ruckus".

Why don't you just drop it, Austin?

She's got a gun!

Thanks for the advice, Daddy.

What about your head? You have a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.

Cooking and cleaning and breast-feeding Mitch.

Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.

...well, then I'd say...

The Houston Texans…. Are good

I made that bet before I knew you.

That really upsets me. I can't believe nobody's ever penetrated your intestines.

- And that's what first base is. - Okay.

Who is that? It’s Nikita and Alice it has their eyes

Little mr run home to Robert half Gonna run home to Robert half

(angered) EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!

...but for once, I wish I could meet a nice, sensitive guy...

It could happen

What do you expect from me?

Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.

...it's time to put the icing on the cake.

You were passed out on the table.

Damn. That shit is wack!

It could've happened to anybody.

It would be an honor and a privilege.

I don't like those, either. Goodbye, Jake.

I'd love to go with you.

...for flight 805 to art school.

The Chicago Bears Are good

All red Porsche 944s parked in the white zone will be towed immediately.

I have this dream ofjust hopping on a plane and going to Paris.

I knew it. That was a line from She's All That.

Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it

I'm a straight shooter. I call them like I see them.

But he has been untrue

Yeah, I know. We just had sex five minutes ago.

Senor you just blew my perfect seas-on

Who does she think she is?

What happened to Marty wasn't your fault.

- You need to start dating. - I don't date. You know that.

So they're slightly disfigured and connected.

What is wrong with this family?

Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!

She'll cheer do. Great.