Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This year's prom queen is...
On their chest.
I knew it. That was a line from She's All That.
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
Little mr run home to Robert half Gonna run home to Robert half
I agree-gree.
Catch you guy later.
...then maybe those kids'll quit throwing bags of shit on the porch.
What do you expect from me?
How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton?
She's got a gun!
when you go topless on your windown
- Condoms. - Check.
I love it when Janey drinks I love it when Janey blinks
No.
Mid poo Is not poo??
I'm a unique rebel! Sounds more like you're a lesbo!
(angered) EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
Happy birthday Desirae!!
After all the shenanigans you pulled last season...
Do you like him? Are you attracted to him?
Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it
...well, then I'd say...
I made that bet before I knew you.
Nevis
I come to school to be object of lust...
I don’t care what you have to do! JK stays in the game god damnit!
What happened to Marty wasn't your fault.
Damn. That shit is wack!
...but for once, I wish I could meet a nice, sensitive guy...
That really upsets me. I can't believe nobody's ever penetrated your intestines.
- What was that ruckus? - Define "ruckus".
Goodnight Pumkin-Tits
- Eenie, meenie, minie... - Moe.
I have this dream ofjust hopping on a plane and going to Paris.
We'll call you later to check in.
Senor you just blew my perfect seas-on
Blue 33! Set!
I'd love to go with you.
Iowa State...
If you're interested, I thought we could go out sometime.
I’ve never even been kissed
What is wrong with this family?
- Go get her! - Go for it.
Class, let's open our books and continue with our poetry lesson.
We here.
What's your name?
With this letter. Amanda Becker will know the truth:
- Hi, stud. - Hi, Jake.
What the hell?
Who is that? It’s Nikita and Alice it has their eyes
Cock??
Oh, sweetie.
The Houston Texans…. Are good
...it's time to put the icing on the cake.
It's a good night for smoking.
...to turn a rebellious girl into prom queen has been waiting for:
During practice, in the hallways, in the lockers, taking a shower...
But he has been untrue
GRANDPA STICK A FINGER IN MY ASS CUM ON ME
Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.
That's the fastest half of football ever.
...for flight 805 to art school.
It could've happened to anybody.
Blue 15!
Tonight I'm going to fuck my brother
After you've succeeded in making her feel special...
Who does she think she is?
Cooking and cleaning and breast-feeding Mitch.
Thank you, Ricky, for that interesting poem.
Goodness.
want to dance? only if we're inverted.
Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
What about your head? You have a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.
Priscilla's freaking out now that Janey's lost her ponytail.
She'll cheer do. Great.
It's just a football game, Jake. Besides...
- Why are you in here? - Why am I in here?
It would be an honor and a privilege.
Yeah, I know. We just had sex five minutes ago.
Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.
I totally heard that.
You were passed out on the table.
I don't like those, either. Goodbye, Jake.
It could happen
Heavens to Betsy.
Why don't you just drop it, Austin?
All red Porsche 944s parked in the white zone will be towed immediately.
Translation: We're shit out ofluck.
- And that's what first base is. - Okay.
Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!
No parking.
I guess.
I'm a straight shooter. I call them like I see them.
If I could go back, I never would've made that stupid bet.
- You need to start dating. - I don't date. You know that.
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See you in English.
It would be an honor and a privilege.
...and some guy would come and take me away.
The Chicago Bears Are good
I'll be so high, I won't know where the phone is.
Well, that wasn't exactly the kind of truth I was expecting.
If there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue.
I agree gree
JUST BELIEVE IN THE BALL, NANA. AND THROW YOURSELF.
So they're slightly disfigured and connected.