Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's the fastest half of football ever.
What's your name?
Why don't you just drop it, Austin?
Well, that wasn't exactly the kind of truth I was expecting.
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
- And that's what first base is. - Okay.
It would be an honor and a privilege.
I’ve never even been kissed
- Eenie, meenie, minie... - Moe.
Priscilla's freaking out now that Janey's lost her ponytail.
Do you like him? Are you attracted to him?
It's just a football game, Jake. Besides...
On their chest.
You were passed out on the table.
Senor you just blew my perfect seas-on
Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!
Happy birthday Desirae!!
I come to school to be object of lust...
Blue 15!
Tonight I'm going to fuck my brother
- Hi, stud. - Hi, Jake.
I'll be so high, I won't know where the phone is.
What happened to Marty wasn't your fault.
I guess.
- What was that ruckus? - Define "ruckus".
During practice, in the hallways, in the lockers, taking a shower...
Who is that? It’s Nikita and Alice it has their eyes
...it's time to put the icing on the cake.
What about your head? You have a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.
With this letter. Amanda Becker will know the truth:
No.
.
Class, let's open our books and continue with our poetry lesson.
want to dance? only if we're inverted.
- You need to start dating. - I don't date. You know that.
...then maybe those kids'll quit throwing bags of shit on the porch.
After all the shenanigans you pulled last season...
Cock??
when you go topless on your windown
JUST BELIEVE IN THE BALL, NANA. AND THROW YOURSELF.
(angered) EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
I don’t care what you have to do! JK stays in the game god damnit!
...for flight 805 to art school.
Goodness.
If there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue.
We here.
I made that bet before I knew you.
Yeah, I know. We just had sex five minutes ago.
What do you expect from me?
I agree gree
I agree-gree.
- Why are you in here? - Why am I in here?
Damn. That shit is wack!
...but for once, I wish I could meet a nice, sensitive guy...
I have this dream ofjust hopping on a plane and going to Paris.
It would be an honor and a privilege.
She's got a gun!
Nevis
It's a good night for smoking.
Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
Translation: We're shit out ofluck.
That really upsets me. I can't believe nobody's ever penetrated your intestines.
It could happen
Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it
Oh, sweetie.
Little mr run home to Robert half Gonna run home to Robert half
If I could go back, I never would've made that stupid bet.
- Go get her! - Go for it.
The Chicago Bears Are good
I'd love to go with you.
See you in English.
Thank you, Ricky, for that interesting poem.
After you've succeeded in making her feel special...
The Houston Texans…. Are good
Cooking and cleaning and breast-feeding Mitch.
...well, then I'd say...
How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton?
I'm a straight shooter. I call them like I see them.
- Condoms. - Check.
Goodnight Pumkin-Tits
I love it when Janey drinks I love it when Janey blinks
Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.
I knew it. That was a line from She's All That.
...and some guy would come and take me away.
I don't like those, either. Goodbye, Jake.
If you're interested, I thought we could go out sometime.
Blue 33! Set!
Catch you guy later.
Iowa State...
Heavens to Betsy.
This year's prom queen is...
...to turn a rebellious girl into prom queen has been waiting for:
Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.
It could've happened to anybody.
She'll cheer do. Great.
But he has been untrue
No parking.
We'll call you later to check in.
Who does she think she is?
So they're slightly disfigured and connected.
What is wrong with this family?
All red Porsche 944s parked in the white zone will be towed immediately.
Mid poo Is not poo??
What the hell?
GRANDPA STICK A FINGER IN MY ASS CUM ON ME
I totally heard that.