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-It's a mini dartboard. Do you like it? -Oh.
Okay. Are you sure?
-[car unlocks] -You drove yourself, huh?
-Feliz Navidad! -Merry Christmas.
'Cause if so, I'm gonna be severely underdressed.
And then it's gonna be like that.
Uh, anyway, this bad boy's been around the world
Let's see what we got here.
Oh, my pleasure.
Each! That's like a month worth of swear words.
-28th. Sexiest of all the days. -Yeah.
To you and all your families back in Lagos, Guadalajara,
Oh, right. Okay.
Oh, don't worry about it. We can do Sexy Boxing Day.
You're welcome.
-A drone? Dad, you got me a drone! -Wh--
Yep, here you go. Higgins, look alive. [grunts]
Some kids are just mean little dickheads, yeah?
knowing I'm no good with dairy, that I poop my pants on the bus.
-[doorbell rings] -Wow.
Well, I think we gotta be responsible.
[doorbell rings]
Roy, we are not going to go beat up a little kid.
[man] Who is it?
Uh, back home in Lagos, we have good friends who celebrate,
-Merry Christmas. Thank you. -Merry Christmas, y'all.
-Being responsible. -Responsibility.
Have you got anythin' that I can give as a present?
And if we get this Boxing Day win, we'll finally have more wins than losses.
-Let's go get our coats. -Yeah!
Didn't get my text, did ya?