Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you.
Why did you bring a date to the team Christmas party?
-[Keeley stammers] -Come on.
Oh.
-[laughs] You look perfect, don't worry. -All right. I appreciate it.
-Oh, my God. What's up? -[laughs]
How's FaceTime Christmas with Henry going?
I just walked into your neighbor's house!
-Ah, great film. -Yeah.
["Silent Night" plays on phone]
♪ But the very next day you gave it away ♪
…and Santa Cruz de la Sierra.
[music continues]
It's gonna be a lovely afternoon of yuletide cheer in two dimensions.
at least twice over the past day so, uh…
Oh, yeah. To hold us off until dinner we have mince pies,
It's the whole world split up into 24 different time zones.
-That's all for you. -[mother gasps]
Hold on, I've gotta fix my knee.
Un, deux, trois. [groans]
And thrive it has.
Sorry. I didn't know everyone was doing booze.
[doorbell rings]
What about you, Coach?
I was, uh, delirious for several minutes.
["It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas" playing]
[thud on window]
["I'll Be Home For Christmas" playing]
Listen, Phoebe, problems, they're like mushrooms, yeah?
See, doesn't it feel better to solve the problem than go beat up a little kid?
Oh, of course. My mother was very happy I wouldn't be alone on Christmas
-[gagging] -Or like, "I ate onions" bad.
Ya, man.
-You've only had her a month. -But we're soul mates.
Either we find out why your breath is so rancid, or we get £1,000!
-[doorbell rings] -[Keeley] Whoo.
We got a big match tomorrow so everybody's focused on that, and--
[all] Ooh!
Yeah, no. I get that. Yeah. You got any other ideas then?
-Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! -[grunting]
[chuckles] I mean, you know, ain't that nuts?
A boy at school was mean to me.
I don't know.
♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun! ♪
[music continues on phone]
No, they're lawyers.