Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is my seat and someone is sitting in it.
...the whole American way could fail.
Honest injun.
...pick them out and bring them over himself?
Where?
Oh, and here's our secret source right now. What's the verdict?
You show me how Maddie gets down, I'll show you the sophistication...
No, I don't know what happened, I just picked up the tickets...
But I charged ahead anyway.
-Last night I went on a date. -Get out of here.
You've seen these how-to videos, How to Exercise, How to Put on Makeup.
I'll trade you. I'll show you a fine evening, you show me a fun evening.
...that some controversy has arisen over our big bonus question.
I just want you to know I understand, I know how you feel.
-FBI, FBI, FBL.... -FCC, FDA, FDIC....
No. I'm sorry. These are not what I asked for.
...I get my hopes up, take a chance and go out.
Hey, holmes, you look a bit pale. What's happening, man?
The limousine, the symphony. I love Beethoven.
The only thing she asked for was one more night at the symphony...
-A payoff? -Just extending the metaphor.
And if any of that were remotely similar to what I was saying...
...wearing the red-and-gold trunks...
-She's not talking. -Not talking?
Why are you acting like you've never seen these roses before?
You don't know how to do it.
-He don't look that big. -He's sitting down.
Which is why they were watching me walk in here.
...Los Angeles, California.
Did I call? Yes, I called.
...in order to stop an international incident.
...and watch the last three innings of some silly game...
Pardon me.
No, you don't understand. I need two tickets for tonight.
You call that a fine evening?
Ph-lawyer-M.B.A. Mr. Success.
You want effort, a little elbow grease, a good night's work.
Someone in this arena...
...and then we get back to the dressing room...
...but sure, I'll clear six or eight hours for you.
What?