Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I saw that.
(SCREAMS)
Hey, I break plenty of rules,
Trust me. Every girl loves roses.
She acts, sings, and dances.
You really are.
¶ And In My Dreams, I've Kissed Your lips a thousand times
Fine! But I'll never forgive you for helping me get into
Point is, no Porky's.
terrible, invasive research.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
One for Weekend at Bernie's.
to capture you and bring you home.
This was supposed to be your Valentine's gift.
(GASPS) She's here!
¶ Hello ¶
and we shake hands and go our separate ways.
and you'll realize that love was under your nose the whole time.
My God. What are you doing?
They were safety scissors, and I lied about the jaywalking.
for countless young men on the verge of adulthood.
Been in here since the crack of dawn,
You got to do this on your own.
Excuse me. Pardon me, everyone.
Anyway, I was watching MTV,
¶ Hello And mom says no sneaking TV.
She'll think you're a serial killer.
that ticket guy is on to us!
Now's the time for taking chances