Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I'm the opposite of that.

ADULT ADAM: Valentine's Day was fast approaching,

when I should really be looking at her with my hands.

I thought they were doves.

And this video right here is the most romantic story ever told.

I know, but the fact that you love me

I feel like Porky's graphic adult content wasn't blatant.

And you have my respect.

That was not easy and cost me every bit of my dignity.

¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say

It made the cool kids feel cooler

They don't know? They should know!

You're gonna lose your Nintendo. You're gonna lose your telephone. You have no more snuggies, no more nothing.

Aw. Just a few more minutes?

Well, not if I contact every video store in the state.

Okay, I know you told me to buy Lainey flowers,

and we'll let you steer the plane.

Please. Don't be.

(LAUGHS) You looked! Means you're a dummy.

my dad just wanted me to ignore the rules.

Well, then I'll do a mass mailing for your photo.

I get it. I suck at sculptering.

no matter the consequence.

Doves. Someone must like you.

But Sunday's Valentine's Day.

Good suggestion, my little angel.

my brother's only option was the Love-A-Gram.