Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who's afraid to see an R-rated movie?
Look, I know I'm not down in the trenches like the two of you,
which I will never, ever, ever give.
¶ 'Cause You Know Just what to say
the movie I've been dying to see.
Yes! And she loves him, too!
It's my master plan. Here we go.
Bevy, do you really want to have the only kid in the world
I take a casual, non-committal approach to parenting.
I've been looking at Lainey with my eyes
There isn't an us.
gives me a longing look because she didn't realize
What's going on in here? Porky's!
All right, son.
What does this have to do with Valentine's Day or anything?
Fine.
Wow. Your forehead's so big.
Shh!
And I was willing to risk everything.
Well, too bad. And if you think I'm angry,
No, it's not what you think, okay?
He said it's not a game.
The point is, I give up, okay?
Don't worry. I'll go get some paper towels.
Cool. Cool. So, I've come to a major life decision. We're done.
Don't say the "P" word when the "M" word is around.
Or major turbulence.
Stop doing what you're doing!
Spending all that money on flowers
Granted, Lionel is cool and can pull off a striped sweater,
I'll just rent it on Beta.
Well, maybe just check to see that everything's okay.
I can't! I'm busy!
with my girlfriend.
but that's just too small a gift for the love of my life.
Mom, just so you know, this is actually a sculpture of Lainey's head.
Oh, no. Just wait. Here's where she turns around,
Hello?
got botched plastic surgery.
Behold.
How mysterious and sexy.
Or I knee him in the coin purse
Shut up, Robert. Everyone knows you gave yourself that flower.