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It's my master plan. Here we go.
The point is, I give up, okay?
What does this have to do with Valentine's Day or anything?
Well, too bad. And if you think I'm angry,
How mysterious and sexy.
Hello?
¶ 'Cause You Know Just what to say
What's going on in here? Porky's!
And I was willing to risk everything.
Or major turbulence.
who's afraid to see an R-rated movie?
Don't worry. I'll go get some paper towels.
got botched plastic surgery.
Shut up, Robert. Everyone knows you gave yourself that flower.
I've been looking at Lainey with my eyes
which I will never, ever, ever give.
Oh, no. Just wait. Here's where she turns around,
I take a casual, non-committal approach to parenting.
I'll just rent it on Beta.
Yes! And she loves him, too!
No, it's not what you think, okay?
Wow. Your forehead's so big.
Bevy, do you really want to have the only kid in the world
Fine.
Or I knee him in the coin purse
Cool. Cool. So, I've come to a major life decision. We're done.
Well, maybe just check to see that everything's okay.
All right, son.
Spending all that money on flowers
Don't say the "P" word when the "M" word is around.
Look, I know I'm not down in the trenches like the two of you,
gives me a longing look because she didn't realize
the movie I've been dying to see.
Mom, just so you know, this is actually a sculpture of Lainey's head.
He said it's not a game.
Stop doing what you're doing!
Behold.
Granted, Lionel is cool and can pull off a striped sweater,
I can't! I'm busy!
There isn't an us.
but that's just too small a gift for the love of my life.
Shh!
with my girlfriend.