Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know who doesn't code switch?

That's my vape pen.

-Hey, Connie? Quick pow-wow. -Yeah?

I don't wanna get in the middle of this shit,

-Oh, me, oh, my. Mm! -Okay.

Do you and your little braids have something to say?

It's honestly not important.

And your news media's the fucking spoon, innit?

Hey, Nick. Can we talk?

-Hey, Jessi, what's your surname? -Yeah, tell us, Jessi.

Andrew, you should be taking notes.

Yeah. Jessi Brown, not present. [laughs]

Mmm. You taste like a song.

-Now, Nick-- -Tell her he fucking sucks!

Don't worry, Missy, I got it.

to celebrate your birthday?

You ruined Coach Steve's birthday.

-Happens all the time, love. -And that fucking voice!

Something happened to Thomas Donut?

That's not how this works, and FYI,

I know that, Caleb.

-Oh, that's true. -We gotta know about the Beatles,

I'm about to be Black enough for both of us.

And you're just hooking up with some random asshole

What about gummy chest hair?

We kinda made our own luck. We ditched.

-Hey, Missy. -Oh, hey, Devon.

♪ Oh, ooh, ooh! ♪

♪ Happy birthday to me ♪

You bet your bottom dollar we are.

Well, it's a little tricky, but let me break it down for you.

and I know it's the new thing, but please, please,

♪ Happy birthday to... ♪ [hums]

Because you fill the role as the cool Black kid

[sighs] I think they're right, Connie.

What about Jay-Z?

Hey, what's up with Jessi?

I don't know, I think maybe Nick has a point.

With his curly, brown hair looking like cute little popcorn shrimps. Mm!

-That's your boyfriend? -Yes.

♪ For putting the world at ease ♪

You don't mean that! My hair is fantastic.

Yes, I know. Obviously.

Yeah, everybody's gonna get burnt up to a crisp,

but I will say Nick's got a dark fuckin' heart

Holy Scott Foley, I can't believe we're being so Whiskey Cavalier

Let's go, while Coach Steven is distracted.