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- I'm going for the high score. - Hey, it's good to see you too.
Not me.
I'm gonna go.
I was young, impressionable and drunk.
...is because for me...
...or some stupid argument that neither of you can remember what it's about.
- Lots of couples golf together. - Shortly before dying of old age.
Just disgusting.
See how upset you are? I hate this holiday.
So do you have tips or words of wisdom for me?
It's a work in progress. There's actually nothing on the menu right now.
You're on your own for lunch.
minestrone
Take care. I'll see you soon.
You drive down the same streets, go to the same places. It feels like...
No, not that bad...
Are you kidding? Not at all. I'm just... I'm shocked.
...I think it's best I stay home. Avoid this holiday.
No. You're going. Sandy, this is important to me.
Ryan.
God. Never in a million years would I think that you, of all people, not that...
- Yeah. No, I remember. - I'm helping cater the event.
What if...
I've been with you an hour. How did this not come up?
Those cookies were so good that I couldn't let you leave without...
Yeah. I'm free until cleanup.
Will you be around tomorrow to help set up?
...that probably wasn't my finest hour. I sucked so bad.
There were, like, limbs everywhere.
...now that me and Anna broke up I'm now choosing you.
No. You're right.
Who knows, she's probably in Asia or New York.
How was it?
What could be more romantic?
If you are in love, start shelling out. Chocolate. Flowers.
So until Valentine's Day is over, we have nothing to talk about.
He's in the hospital, so hopefully he'll get better.
Because the whole reason that we broke up...
But the thing about Ryan is, whenever things have gotten tough...
There's a lot of things important to me that you don't do.
Well...
Good thing Kaitlin's at a sleepover. I'll be blasting Bob Seger tonight.
I don't know why we celebrate anything around here.
- I kept going over everything in my head. - Yeah.
Oh, My God. - Virile. Get Used To It.
- Thanks. - Sure.
Yeah. Who knows?
- Yeah, especially when you face-planted. - Glad to see you enjoy my pain.
- No, you shouldn't, Luke. - But it's just...
I get it. Clearly...
You tracked me down. I'm impressed.