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Come in... Please, come in.
-That would be nice. -Then this was no accident. Okay?
There he is.
that you left your wife and children...
Avast ye!
Well, here's the deal, buckos.
-Yes, I just said it was-- -I'm not asking you, I'm asking him.
Captain Stede (wooden boy voice): "Morning, Mr. Woodsman,"
(grunts)
-(Pirate chuckles) -Fucking no, no, no, no, no.
A-ha! What's this?!
Like, a stun move?
I mean it!
They're just dealing with
(laughing) Oh, it is. Oh, it is.
Yes, I would! Wonderful.
-There's too many buttons. -Captain Stede: Okay, you are Lord Peter Gravelston,
Understood!
Oh, I hear that. I mean, here we are just the whole band of us.
You think Blackbeard's crew sews? No.
Oh, keep your pants on, Wellington.
(shatters)
I'm supportive, caring.
♪ We're so deliriously
It was hysterical! (laughing)
♪ Snow flowers growing fonder on Lover's Ledge above ♪
Yes, funny, I don't recall it happening to anyone else.
-No, I can't. -The rowboat. (laughs)
Do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull?
You know that's not true.
(chuckles) It's so...
Not really, no. It's terribly boring being at sea.
I mean, how many pirate crews
-Congratulations on today's raid. -Big wow.
soft-handed...
Still others may come back looking totally fine...
What's on your mind? Everything good?
I'd be disappointed if we didn't.
And my thought is, "Why?"
-(Captain Badminton laughs) -Well, this has been fun and all, but, uh...