Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Where I pledge my love to my Lady Fair ♪
An initiation of sorts.
♪ Sounds quite nice, we won't live long ♪
-(laughter) -Captain Stede: Right, well, this has been quite a blast,
Everythin' is not good.
You can't! Oh, Baby Bonnet, you do tickle me.
I'm crying. (laughing)
And... then it will be me
And they've got knives in their feet.
-(laughs) -Oh?
-(swords clinking) -(pirates grunting)
♪ Lovely as lace, and cold as ice ♪
Fortunate?
-Pirates: Aww. -Oluwande: None of us can read.
Frenchie: ♪ Ohh, a pirate's life sounds just right ♪
(gun clicks)
Quickly! Please!
And you cried all the time, and liked to pick flowers.
Hoy, hoy! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Break it up!
(cannon booms)
(all exclaiming)
Oh, no, none taken. It's true.
Captain Badminton of His Majesty's Royal Navy sends his regards.
What's back here?
-Oh. -He'd like to come aboard and apologize in person.
trying our hand at the seafaring life.
♪ Pirate's life, short but nice ♪
I'd simply ask you to, uh, reframe that criticism
No two quite alike?
Weeks we've been out here with nothing to show for it.
Some of us won't be coming back.
♪ Ful-lil-lad-dee-lil-idi-o
-you'd knock 'em out. -Ah. (chuckles)
-(animals bleating) -Non-humans.
(laughs) I mean, who brings an entire library to sea?
Oh!
Actually, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath.
He'll be dead soon. We might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
(laughing)
And maybe even share a bit of what's going on inside.
(chuckles) Always playing pranks on one another.
-Ahh! -(all grunting)
Right.