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-I'm sorry. -It's not that ridiculous.
Yeah, just, if you kind of hit someone at the back there,
-Pirates: Mm-hm. -Black Pete: The current management's gotta go.
Captain Stede: Raid commenced!
Oh, no.
-Bonnet! -(all yelling)
-That's terrifying. -(gasps) Skulls!
♪
♪ High on a rocky ledge lives a Madel, Edelweiss ♪
So far, you're the only one to take me up on it.
but is there something, perhaps, less so?
Captain Stede: Well, don't you look holy.
Very perilous!
State-of-the-art en suite.
-Lucius! -Sorry, I'm confused.
♪ In snow beside the one
'cause I'm the most experienced.
Case I have to chew through some poor fucker's throat.
I mean, that's having, having to kill.
♪ Now, I'm an Edelweiss to my Madel, Edelweiss ♪
Yeah, maybe Captain's tryin' a new kind of slow pirating.
-Be honest. -Sewed my shoulder up once...
Christ, that was awful.
-(clears throat) More tea, sir? -Uch, no.
My name's Stede.
We'll be back on our smelly old ship soon enough.
Captain Stede: Oh! Did you hear that, guys?
-Right. -...so it flaps.
You never sailed with Blackbeard.
(squishing)
Whatever would he tell the woodsman when he came 'round for breakfast?
and me, me legs are sticks.
The crew is free to borrow books whenever.
Oh, I bet it does.
A weak-hearted...
from some pirates we met...
♪ You who are climbing breathless ♪
-Listen, Captain, you know, if I may-- -(exhales)