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Lights out.
-Pirate 1: Out! -Pirate 2: What is this fuckin' game?! Fuck!
-On purpose. -Stabbed him right in the face.
No, no. This is my battle jacket.
It's just that they don't like ye.
-Yeah, yes? -(door opens)
(tense music playing)
-Wee John, was that you? -And what it if were?
-Do the, uh, the boy voice. -Oh, no, that's okay.
I'm terribly sorry for firing on you earlier, Stede.
Permission to blow them to hell, Captain?
♪ Huffing and puffing, dressed in the warmest climbing clothes ♪
Lucius: Yeah, no, he, he looks pretty stunned.
Oh.
-(grunts) -(splash)
The rumor is... (chuckles)
Oh my god. Oh my god. It was just an accident.
-It's true. -Now, do you want the respect of your crew?
You're a wonderful sport.
"Don't panic. I can explain everything."
lily-livered little rich boy.
Roach: What is that? A, a cat?
Besides, as long as he's around,
Night-night.
-This is not happening. No. -Oluwande: Hey.
-and kill. -Captain Stede: Right, that's--
(yells)
Well, he's a mute, for one, which seems...
can one obliterate before it becomes a bit of a chore?
Wee John Feeney: Could we just have one more?
Watch my buttons!
-(laughing) -No more buttons.
(laughing)
I wouldn't take it personal.
Well, I'd...
And also, what if it weren't like that?
Lord knows you haven't done that.
-Meow. -(scattered laughter)