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There you go.
Just the basics should do it.
Something I've always encouraged.
(cutlery clinking)
Ooh.
Not 'cause you deserve it
-Yeah... Yeah, but look, -Captain Stede: Yeah.
I gather some of you feel as though we're not real pirates.
-Right. -On purpose.
having to kill.
♪ And choke you out, that's a pirate's life ♪
I mean, I suppose if you kind of--
That's not-- Is that true?
Well, pull yourself together then.
You did this intentionally.
(sniffles) Stupid puppet pulled it off.
She's an English Naval warship, turns out.
The ballroom.
Captain Stede: I know you love it,
Those guys were even tougher.
My family's here, now. At sea.
No! No, no.
So, any questions?
but I'm sure you're busy with all your things,
(gasps)
since I've, uh, done the old hand-to-hand.
Well, we don't even have a flag, for one.
Officer Wellington: What on Earth is that?
Good, all right. Should we go for that one?
Yeah, some of us thrive on danger, don't we?
but in reality,
They were super tough. With a flag like that? Please.
(tense music playing)
Oh god.
-Officer Wellington: We know you're there. -Get up!
Throw 'em overboard?
Yeah, because everyone up there wants you dead!
What the hell was that?!