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Yeah, some of us thrive on danger, don't we?
but I'm sure you're busy with all your things,
(cutlery clinking)
She's an English Naval warship, turns out.
My family's here, now. At sea.
I gather some of you feel as though we're not real pirates.
That's not-- Is that true?
(sniffles) Stupid puppet pulled it off.
Good, all right. Should we go for that one?
Well, we don't even have a flag, for one.
Something I've always encouraged.
(gasps)
having to kill.
Those guys were even tougher.
Well, pull yourself together then.
Oh god.
What the hell was that?!
but in reality,
since I've, uh, done the old hand-to-hand.
I mean, I suppose if you kind of--
So, any questions?
Captain Stede: I know you love it,
-Yeah... Yeah, but look, -Captain Stede: Yeah.
Not 'cause you deserve it
Yeah, because everyone up there wants you dead!
They were super tough. With a flag like that? Please.
Just the basics should do it.
Throw 'em overboard?
♪ And choke you out, that's a pirate's life ♪
You did this intentionally.
Ooh.
The ballroom.
(tense music playing)
-Officer Wellington: We know you're there. -Get up!
-Right. -On purpose.
Officer Wellington: What on Earth is that?
There you go.
No! No, no.