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(breathes heavily) Oh god!
Look scary!
Ah, yes. Now, every pirate captain
What about you, Oluwande? In or out?
And, of course, a full library.
Get him!
He reads us stories at night.
On purpose.
They're sendin' over a tender, Captain.
(sighs)
tiny. (chuckles) I'd love to see the rest of it.
Captain Stede: Ahoy!
(laughs) Fortunate?
And which is your favorite pig?
We haven't seen each other since I was 15.
Besides, Jim's not too keen on politics anyway, so.
I mean, what if there's a storm?
Ah, come on. At least we got some hostages, huh?
what could you do with your large bit of fabric?
Ah!
Uh, opening speech went well. Very inspiring.
So...
Did you hear that?
(indistinct yells)
Mutiny? (laughs)
in my room.
I didn't sign up to play cards.
a darling little ship you've got.
(laughing)
Don't all the books fall out?
Me? Well, I'm a pretty solid mix of both.
I'll be your robber here today.
-Or the way that ye do things. -Hmm.
Is it really a big ship this time?
Good God.
Would you rather be captained by that?
I should have... 20 kills by now, at least.
Right! This is it! Places everyone!
or... or just, generally, being badasses.
♪ And head full sail towards the ending of our lives ♪
but I've included some amenities on the ship that I think will please them.
(body thuds)
This is what a man's work looks like.
-(Oluwande speaking Spanish) -Good thing, I was starving.