Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I don't really have a problem with the Captain.
We easily could've done the same thing.
-Let's have fun with it. -Stealing a plant is hardly swashbuckling.
Just a bunch of upper-crust lads
Hmm? Do you remember the day with the rowboat?
Hey, could you pass the black thread, pretty please?
Now, where was I?
Oh...
Black Pete: We vote on it.
Look, the point is... we should be pillaging!
-We're under attack. -Just wait, it might blow over.
It's a warnin' shot, Captain!
♪ Sounds quite nice, I could say that twice ♪
A lot of the guys are sweethearts deep down.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. What now, Captain?
What's that rumor?
You know, piratin' is not for everyone.
♪ Happy on our ledge
No, really. Smells of ass and runny cheese on that thing.
Baby Bonnet, that's who.
the King, and the Navy, and all that.
-No, that's the worst thing you could do. -No? Sorry.
Oh, it was all in good fun, of course.
Captain Badminton: Oh, and there was the time with the horse!
(light music playing)
I'm not fuckin' sewing.
I mean... it's true.
You may. Come on.
Captain Stede: Hello? Excuse me?
Fisherman: We're just fishermen!
'Cause they're witches.
be mentally devastated by what they've witnessed.
No.
And does it have to be a sword, or can you use--
And now, you're a pirate.
(all chuckle)
Well, I think that worked well.
Let's do it.
Traditionally, piracy is a culture of abuse--
You don't think it'll actually get that bloody, do you?
Over tea.
Captain Stede: That's all I'll ever be.
♪ Ev'ry time I climb...
-Oh, no, yeah. -It's a really dangerous lifestyle.