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Who said that?
Now, prepare to be boarded, curs!
me and Jim, we don't do this because we like it.
Woo-hoo.
Is it meant to be this shaky?!
Still a coward. Pathetic.
He's holding his own head.
("High on a Rocky Ledge" by Moondog playing)
Fish, okay, ah!
-Um, bottle it up? -Captain Stede Bonnet: No, Frenchie!
What you lookin' at? Get up!
Thank you.
Um, I'm still in, by the way.
-Captain Stede: What is it? -It's like a flag extender...
Baby Bonnet became a big, bad pirate. (laughs)
-That's women's work. -Oh, Black Pete, come on now.
You said to record everything, warts and all,
"we talk it through as a...
It's clearly been made by savages.
I get it.
What's one thing you'd change around here if you could?
He's dreadfully sorry about the cannon fire.
-...and killed. -Why's one skull eating the other?
-For what? -To kill Captain.
That's a lot of mental pressure.
-Right, boys? -(pirates agreeing)
That's right. A whopper.
Fuck this! I'm out.
-Jam room. -(pirates drumming)
We're not exactly the best crew though, are we?
One day, all this will be yours.
(all laughing)
♪ And sharpen up our knives
Exactly. 'Member the rhyme?
Roach sewed his own arm up!
(continues laughing)
-(Roach laughs) -A feckin' disgrace, is what it is.
(jaunty pirate music playing)
We have our eyes on a ship. A big one.
or 'cause you've earned it--
-(thunder rumbling) -(yelling)
♪ Ful-lil-lad-dee-lil-idi-o
Uh, Mr. Buttons...