Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Black Pete (softly): Hey! No! -Uh, well, in that case--
Officer Wellington: We saw you.
(yawns, groans)
(melancholy music playing)
Captain Stede: Some men are born to be pirate captains.
Just give us a smidge to tidy up.
♪ To see me and my love
♪ Dying to be with her wasn't any sacrifice ♪
Ten times as many men, 10 times as many guns.
"If someone returns from the raid mentally devastated,
Well, I'm the only crew member who can read.
-Fisherman: Take care of the plant. -Adios!
and kick its ass.
-God! -I'm gettin' too old fer the hand-to-hand violence.
-we're actually on a bit of a tight schedule, aren't we? -Ah, Stede...
I suppose so, yes.
said the wooden boy,
♪
minor royalty from Essex, and you love horse riding. Next!
Um... being a pirate captain.
Yeah... it's fine.
-(clanks) -Gah!
Because you lucked into it.
-Ah. -...upended your entire comfortable life...
Open your eyes, child.
(Captain Badminton chuckles)
What?! No... no.
♪ To death we go, to certain death we go ♪
We've managed so far.
No, I recall you were a plumper.
Sounds to me like sewing can be pretty tough.
Why is that ship so big?
♪ If you've the yen to pluck
-(flies buzzing) -Oh!
We can always kill him the day after.
So, grab a piece of fabric and have at it!
Exactly.
Captain Badminton?
I thought that was fairly badass.
tell me about your colorful crew.
-Oluwande: Mm. -A lot of those, which I, I like them,
♪ I pledge my love to her
Or, or drinking.
-Oh, that's very good. -Oluwande: Oh, thank you.
Surrender! You have no chance of escape!
Don't panic!