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Did he say, "thanks For dying with us"?
* You wanna be *
I want everybody On his best behavior.
Well, soon.
At least you won't Have to worry about Renting a tux.
Haven't you Ever noticed
No, of course not.
Oh, god.
Why do i even Talk to you?
Come on, Help me out.
You look a Little green.
The best bar In boston."
That's 'cause you were Always drunk.
That eddie calls you Every single day Asking you to go there,
I'm sure i could scare up A few people like you.
What are they paying you, ed? Seven, eight fish a day?
That's not part Of the therapy
'Cause he just won 5 bucks.
Stop, sam. You're embarrassing me.
He gave cheers A really bad review A couple years ago.
I did not Sleep with him!
I couldn't help But overhear Your conversation.
Will you excuse me A minute?
We could find somewhere Nice and quiet
It's been breaking me up Not being able to find work,
No, i did not Sleep with him!
* Sometimes You wanna go *
What bird would be flying At 30,000 feet?
I'm sure we could work Something out.
* You wanna be Where you can see *
I'm fine, fine.
[Meow, meow, meow]
Ok, i'll talk to you Tomorrow, then. Bye.
Hey, come here, fellow.
I mean, you can't print it Unless it's the truth.
Oh, my god!