Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR THAT GEAR."
Watch it pervert!
Mujhe pata hai mai nakaara hoon Aur aapko bhi
I don't want them. He ruined it.
Hey brotha I fucked up
You don't get it. Caitlyn checks my statements.
Yeah, that's nice.
You just nailed the baby.
So the ribs here Are they deep fried?
Is it cool like Cole’s? It’s classic Cole.
I’m sorry I fudged up guys
I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties.
That’s a good idea Dr. Faggot
...that's somebody's daughter
And you never walk away from the table When you're on a heater
taj what does it mean when zayn goes woman act like it right now? it means he wants you to dress up and be a woman right now.
The Doug we are looking for is a white
We need this marriage annulled. You do annulments?
What the fuck?
Hello? - Ahem, Brittney, it's Phil.
How does a tiger get in the bathroom? It almost killed me.
What about the baby?
Shut that baby up! Shut that baby up!
I love you so much.
- I gotta call you back. Bye. - Come on.
Hey, sweetie, it's okay. I got a little snack for you.
You heard me. It's Sin City.
- What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel.
i fucked up
Toodaloo Mother fucker
Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger.
Who the fuck is this? It's Alan. Tracy's brother. - I met you, like, four times.
That is exactly what I needed to hear.
Classic NEST!
Our Best Friend Bri Is Probably Head First in a Ditch Right Now
When you hear DeSantis was in an accident But didn’t get hurt
- I see assholes like you every day. - Every fucking day.
It keeps going straight to voicemail.
Wenneck, Price, Garner. Room 3.
Classic NEST!
Oh, we have been looking everywhere for you.
I fucking hate my life.
The Doug we are looking for is a white
IB Class of 2021
Only instead of Doug its Canada Getting butt fucked by a meth head
Okay, here we go. Patient name, Phil Wenneck, 2:45 a. m. Arrival.
Tim Walz was robbed by Samolis He was a retard
You're an idiot.
You're actually gonna wear that or are you guys fucking with me?
- Not you. Doug, what did you say before? - I said groundies.
"Hello.
you mean the guy named Mr came-in-snatch wasn't a good guy?
Ruphylin. Roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug.
The hats and mugs package Next order: Mark & Shannon
New phone, who dis? I've met you like four times
He was a retarde
...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
I’m just sayin.... He’s still got it
The Doug we are looking for is a White
Now, this is Vegas.
When someone asks to Drive your rzr
I'm getting a soda. Do you guys want anything?
Alan, how we doing, buddy? - Good.
How am I supposed to calm down? Look around you.
You are too, Nick
Damn Marshall Gotta keep your baggies right!
It says uh, “sorry I couldn’t solve racism, here’s 4 bucks”
I’m not even gonna say anything it’s so embarrassing.
I want you to know john, I'm a steel trap
Thank you, guys.
What? I've found a baby before
Our best friend Doug is probably facedown in a ditch right now...
Happy birthday Dr. Faggot!
You are cracking my balls, man.
- What are you getting at? - Yeah, Phil, what are you getting at?
- You sure? I mean, you love this car. - Doug, it's just a car.
- Shit. Heh, heh, heh.
You fuck on me
Really?
Oh, dear Lord!
Oh, fuck.
- Yeah, we threw it out the window. - No, impossible.
You're already married, so we're good there.
Hey guys, you ready to let the moose out?
Okay, what's up? You guys are acting weird.
No. No, we don't remember.
You can do this. Just focus.
- This is great. - Whoa!
We fucked up
Niggas
- Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson.
Like, 20 bucks.
Van P!
This is how you walk. This is how you walk.
- I want to... I'd like to...
- I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on.
yaumb! yaumb! ow! ow! lesoluko! lesiluko! ow! banal! banal! touch the chin! ow! ban snap (electric blanket smacks) owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guller giller! owpoiuns!
Stu, relax.
I can’t go within 200 feet of a school... Or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Ohhhh Joshhh...
All right, fine. Okay, we'll take it with us.
Got that…motherfuckers?!
- Highway robbery. - It's criminal.
Don walking out of your office
what happened you have no love for aby?
I don't know, but we're gonna figure it out.
Um, there's a phone in your room.
Okay. All right. Let's just track this thing.
Nice.
Don't touch it. Don't even look at it.
Toodaloo
It’s a purse. Ok?
You are too Lesley
What do you mean? I got up this morning, I went to get coffee...
Cryptocles We ARE Back Baby!
Um...
Just make sure to put some Armor All on the tires so the sand doesn't seep in.
I know. The reception up here's crazy.
Denver Road trip!!!
...and we lost Doug.
- So long, gay boys. - Wait a second.
Karl Burgi and David Bem When Aaron LaVoy post a video correcting a curled hoof
Hey, kitty.
- No fucking way. Give me that. - Wa... Wa... Wait.
Is this all one suite?
Riddle me this
...where they wait to be interviewed by the arresting officers.
Hey, hey, easy with that shit.
It's Doug, it's Doug.
...when Reed introduced me to you guys, I thought:
Meme
Jesus, You're like a Gremlin with rules and shit...
- Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.
Yeah. That is weird.
...and we're gonna come back in the morning.
Paging Dr. Inferno
Adultery and hooters. Classic
Chattooga County May 2025
You know, when you go to Vegas...
No love for eddie?
I got a massive headache, okay? Let's just calm down.
You heard me. Don't look at me, either.
We wait.
And she bought it
Phil, just do it. You should do it.
- Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God.
and we lost jwaterfalls
Stop pulling. Can you just...? Hold on.
In the face! In the face!
And three days ago...
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- Why are you being so quiet? - I'm not being quiet.
- Why are you being so quiet? - I'm not being quiet.
Okay, if it's, "No big deal," why, when I come after you guys...
- Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey.
Let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows.
- Oh, my God! Fuck it!
Okay. Heh.
Bring money to Big Rock in Mojave Desert at dawn.
All right, good, because I need everybody to focus.
You mean to tell me I have to go to work everyday?! Every day! Every Freaking day!!
Audrey is on a heater! You never walk away from a table when you are on a heater!
Of course Stu, that is cool.
Please leave a message after...
- Well, I know, but... - Stu, what the fuck?
It's got, uh, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. And that Jewish actor.
Wha... What happened to Omar?
Ah!
I was freaking out. I missed you, sweetie.
- Okay, that's not what you do. - Really?
Well, then we're shit out of luck
- You wanna back out? - Shut up.
OF COURSE DUDE, THAT IS COOL
What is going on?!
QUID PRO QUO, DOUCHE BAG.
Europe baby!
Officer Palmer becomes a man
Happy Birthday Dr. Faggot
Hey.
Paging Dr Fantastic
What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?
Then I vote we torch the cop car and all this shit with it.
- Hey, Tracy! It's Phil. Hey, Phil.
Biden voters in 6 months
Cmon man, I’ll be your Jimbo
Hey, come on.
Rolling into Shilo tomorrow while the members are all trying to walk on
dodi soap
Quid pro crow douchebag
I'm sorry, she's had a little too much to drink.
Yeah. That IS WEIRD
She looks beautiful, man.
Hookers and adultery. Classic
I have something to show you
- What are you talking about? - The bachelor party, the whole night. It...
Come on, just till Barstow. Everybody's passing us.
Shoe Me The Money!!
Biden voters checking their gas receipt.
Some guys just can’t handle St. Charles
SO LONG, GAY BOYS….