Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They are a re-tard
Crowdstrike Ceo calling microsoft
- There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom. - It's not our baby.
- Your language is offensive. Fuck you!
Damn, Vy gone be pissed off at me on that one
Phil? Hello? - Tracy, it's Stu.
- Boy, you've got a sweet ride there. - Don't touch it.
Thanks a lot, pasqualino slide tackle
If we’re sharing beds, I’m bunking with Dan
- No shit. - Yeah.
Crowd strike Ceo calling microsoft
But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own.
You stole a penguin sign… I didn’t steal anything… I found the sign!
i want my purse assholes
You said that several times last night But really you're just an unlicensed eye doctor.
Oh, God. We gotta go, buddy. Come on.
That's right, the three best friends That anybody can have
Don't even look at it. Go on, get out.
You good with that?
Do you have anything?
who's filling in for georgette? brooklyn.
Aw, Jesus Christ!
How was your soccer game?
First of all Good morning
You know what?
So long, Swoogins!
- We're going up, guys. - Yeah, that's perfect.
Couldn’t find a meter
So long RCC
Let's go hook up with Doug, we'll deal with the baby later.
Whoa! Whoa!
We got it. Alan, just relax. And then just... There we go.
...and I came back and you were gone.
Lisa, I apologize. How much is the villa?
locked in. there you go again with them words again. what the hell is locked
- Thanks, Neeco. You got it, man.
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He's in denial. Not to mention, she fucked a sailor.
'Wait a second. Could it be? ' And now, I know for sure.
...and you have to lie about Vegas?
- He shot Eddie! - Fuck this shit!
Of course Stu, that is cool.
Boring.
- Come on, chop-chop. - Okay, spin around.
You are too Phil
...so thank you.
There you go. That's the stuff.
Let me ask you a question:
- Whoa, look out. - Oh, shit.
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6-1 odds our car is beat to shit
How America feels like ! America is back !!!
We had to push it the last mile.
Really. Because now we know that our buddy Doug...
So long gay boys
Killed Sad to be killed
I SEE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU EVERY DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY
No, partner, that's not your property.
- What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah.
It's not illegal It's frowned upon
Easy, easy. Come on.
- Holy shit. You think he's still up there? - There's only one way to find out.
All right, what the fuck, man? We gotta get this shit together, guys!
- Whoa, watch it, pervert! - Alan, he's just doing your inseam.
Okay, I jammed five roofies in there.
- What room was it again? - It's 825.
What the hell is going on?
You said that you're a doctor several times last night, but really you are just an EdD. Stu is Paul ... Paul is Stu
Close to my Shaft
- I fully agree. - Oh.
I’m just sayin’ He’s still got it
That was twice, and I was out of line.
Yeah, just have a little...
So long sharknado boy
Boy, you've got a sweet ride there
Hey, there are Wimbledon cups in there.
Dane is on a heater And you never leave the table when you’re on a heater
He seemed like a real straight shooter
That thing's out of control, man. Seriously, you gotta put it down.
We are not back baby
- Look, it's Jade, right? - Very funny, Phil.
in regards to getting disteria based on your earlier would you say 2 entities got disteria and survived with all of the varients (but not limited to getting sick?) well yes we've yet to test this but i'd say only 3% survived with the varients.
Don't touch anything out there, either.
.
Tomorrow We’re back at the MaDhOuSE
That's great news.
Come on man, I’ll be your client
Oh, fuck!
Some of these big boys... Gotta give more than 2 shots
You mean the Republicans at the Trump campaign headquarters weren't good guys?
Get off the sidewalk! Get off the sidewalk!
Why the fuck would you wanna steal his tiger?
Classic Crit
You mean the hardcore Muslim dictator wasn’t a good guy
He's jacking his little weenis.
All right, buddy, we should get a move on.
...but the nine of us will never forget.
we're gonna hit this wine tasting
LA AHIJADA Yuliana
All right, let's pick a room, let's get dressed. Be ready in 30 minutes.
Phil, just do something.
Landen DeHaas
Ha ha ha... fuck you
What the fuck Is going on BENN
I’ll hit an old man in public
I won't tell a soul.
- Holy shit. Yes.
Hurricane Irma evacuations got me like
That's not gonna happen.
Nah
We fucked up.
You wanna fuck on me, cuntfucker?
- You're late. - Whatever, man.
- You all right? - Yeah.
Actually, there was something.
FIRESTORMS PARENTS HOUSE!!
Uh, it's Melissa.
Or maybe it's because there's a tiger in our hotel room...
WE ARE BACK
Those almonds are probably, like, $14.
Drinking in the hot tub. Classic
I....can
Jupiter? Like the Planet?
Bored now. Come on.
What? We can't find Doug.
It'd be so cool if I could breast-feed, you know?
By the way, where you get that cop car from?
LUTHERAN. THERE YOU GO WITH THAT WORD. LUTHERAN. WHAT THE HECK IS A LUTHERAN?
Some guys just can’t handle vegas
What was that?
OMHA’s WE ARE BACK
- Yeah, but... - Just wedge the door open.
Hey, bro? You mind putting on some pants?
Ed this morning We all have to watch
Hey, this is Phil.
Are you kidding?
I thought he was gonna eat my dick.
- That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech!
No. Not okay.
Eleven-oh-five for $800! I am so fucked.
Taylor swift night at the country club
I got a question. Um, you said when your shift ended.
I'm no hero. I'm an investment salesman.
Leave me a message or don’t Do me a favor don’t text me it’s gay.
You guys kept talking about some wedding last night.
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY YOU MEAN THE BRAND THAT TRICKED YOU INTO BUYING OVERPRICED YOGA PANTS AND GYM SHIRTS ISN'T A GOOD GUY?! @gymshark
The dean's office is closed see you tomorrow 8:30 AM - 5:00 PM
President Faggot
I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.
WE ARE BACK BABY!
I'M SORRY YOU MEAN THE BRAND THAT TRICKED YOU INTO BUYING OVERPRICED YOGA PANTS AND GYM SHIRTS ISN'T A GOOD GUY?!
Tell Sam we can be friends........
It's gonna be okay, Stu.
- No, that's our missing friend. I don't give a fuck.
This is a good thing. No. Check your pockets. Check your pockets.
Of course Stu… That is Cool!
I'll hit an old man in public.
We are getting Brian back
America after the debate.
I wouldn’t know, because I don’t have Netflix anymore…
Hello? Tracy, it's Phil. Yeah, listen, we fucked up. Things got out of control Dripy's not coming home... U need to talk to hot dogs.
What else? Um...
what did harry styles used to say? boy i'm about to have a zayn billy and taj dagleish attack!
Of course Stu, that is cool!
I didn't see Doug because you guys were passed out. The room was a wreck.
- What the fuck is that? - Jesus, Phil.
Don’t touch it. Don’t even look
When they take a little tiger snooze?
We're gonna get you back to Tyson And your cozy tiger bed
Oh, don't worry about Omar, he's not with us no more.
Turkey!
You got a fire hose, man?
You mean the troll at the 4Chan wasn't a good guy?
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Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil.
- It was a real pleasure meeting you. - Fuck off.
We are back!
Well, the first thing was we were on the roof...
Thank you.
He beats him…
- What are you talking about? - I don't care.
Stop. Run me over.
What he said yep
Wow.
Where's Doug?
Make sure he eats the whole thing.
That IS How This Works Patrick
...and $90 for the field trip to the Griffith Observatory next weekend.
Some guys jus can’t handle Vegas
That is disgusting. Why haven't you returned my calls?
It sounds perfect.
Vayden is probably face down In a ditch With a methhead buttfucking his corpse
Im Sorry
What do you say?
Mr. Wenneck, I was... - It's the weekend.
When the early ones Leave the stag do
That sounds right. No, no. He definitely was.
QUID PRO QUO, DOUCHE BAG
This happens to us every fuckin time Every fuckin time!
- Hey, hey, easy with that shit. Come on. - Sorry.
Not my problem!