Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sleeves at a time like this?

Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night. Remember?

DALVIN, YOU'RE THE MAN!

- Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that?

Okay, look. You don't really wanna do this.

Make sure... Does it hurt? Does this hurt?

How are you, my friend? Look at this guy. You're fucking crazy.

- Oh, no, no, no. Please put those back. - Wait, I'm just hungry.

Erin is a Re-TARD

Well, Stu, Stu, this is a good thing. We have a lead now.

what will you do?

That’s me on the tv. I’ve never been on tv before.

Bob the Builder, Can We Fix It?, Bob the Builder I Want my MTV

Clean, tight. The hole like that, the straw like that.

Hey guys, you ready to let the moose out

Okay, first of all, he was a bartender.

I was just gonna say that.

Anthony just can’t handle Vegas

- Oh, my God! - That was awesome!

Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu.

You wanna fuck on me?

-You're an idiot

WE ARE BACK, BABY!

You know, Doug, I was thinking...

Why don't you just pay attention? I don't have all night.

Right in the nuts, that was beautiful!

Cool. good to know.

I THINK SHE'S MEAN

So, what do you guys got under there?

I got this cousin who saw one. He said it blew his mind.

Don't let the private jet fool you. He's a child.

what happened you have no love for aby?

...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature.

PAGING COLONEL FAGGOT COLONEL FAGGOT!!!

Spectora in a month

I want my purse back, assholes

How the hell did we manage that?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Students are done! Me....

Like the ones Nate and Mo gave you last night

- Deal? - Deal.

why would time's up escape rooms wanerroo have no idea who moana marsh is? because she hasen't been there! they'd all be like "who a kiwi that works next door? we don't remember a moana" "we can't recall her sorry" that's why sweetie.

Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

Some guys just can't handle Vegas.

That's perfect. Thank you, Lisa. We'll deal with it tomorrow. Come on.

I'm just saying, he's still got it

Ruphylin. Roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug. Like the ones Nate and Mo gave you last night.

Yeah. I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.

Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain.

- I mean, should we be worried? - No.

Your treat, you good with that?

That feeling Monday Morning After a RedSox and Patriots win!

I think it's safe to say that our luck has officially turned around, guys.

...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that.

Wow, you are the world's shittiest drug dealer.

Plus, it’s not a coupon. It’s called a Cindy.

He was a retarde

What do you got over there, Alan? That's the Eiffel Tower.

We're back baby We're back

I gotta go. Okay. Bye.

And, uh, we can't re... What time was that at?

You've reached Doug. Sorry I missed your call.

Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.

Goddamn it! Gosh darn it!

Dude, what the fuck? What the hell are you doing?

I’m just a dentist

Of course, Stu. That is cool.

- Anything? Hmm, I got a cigar.

"Four of us wolves...

It’s at the corner of Get a map and fuck off

We just need a credit card on file.

He was a bartender on a cruise ship. You know that.

- It's good. Get in. - No. Safety first.

We don't remember anything that happened last night...

Those places are filthy. And the worst part is...

Damn, Marshal goin to be pissed off at me for that one

He seemed like a real straight shooter

Okay, good or bad, we don't remember so we got nothing to talk about.

We are back baby! We are fucking back!

- That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin?

We are back baby! We are fucking back!

Baseball caps Coffe mugs

It is a wedding gift from Linda and I.

You got clawed! You're bleeding!

Oh, no, uh, officer, that's just impossible.

Okay, this is interesting. Your blood work came in this morning.

- All right. - No.

- Really? Okay. Upsy-daisy, there.

- You know what? I want the 100 back. - No, no. Easy.

Doctor? Don’t get fancy, Stu. He's not a doctor. He's a dentist

Attention, please. Move out of the way.

Tia That Is Not How This Works

- You should be proud of yourself. - She's wearing my grandmother's ring!

All right, come forward. And turn.

Because we obviously had a great fucking time.

There you go. And cough.

"Let's go to Vegas, we'll all get drunk and laid!

- What's going on? - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!

Come on, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want.

It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy.

It’s after 7PM. I do not know you, you’d notice exist

mom what does it mean when lou goes snoky sneeves? it means he wants to eat 100 bwls and g bowling.

You know, I don't need to go to Vegas. It's dumb.

I'm an airline pilot Really you're just a regional FO

PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT

Tchoup Yard @ 2AM With a bag

Well, listen...

Who could think of beards at a time like this?

Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something.

- All good with Melissa? - Oh, yeah.

- Guys, come on up here. - Fine.

Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child.

Right. Thanks, Floyd. Thank you very much.

Yeah. That's why I've managed to stay single this whole time, you know?

I don't know you. You do not exist.

Trust me, kids, you do not wanna be sitting on these benches.

I SEE THIS STUFF EVERY DAY. EVERY F#€KIN TIME!

That sounds nice.

Okay. What's up?

It may be neat, but it's also very expensive, so...

Page me! AdiÛs.

And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug...

I was thinking maybe I'd come back and take you out to dinner.

Cool. Good to know.

...which, incidentally, is completely destroyed.

If we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with zwill You cool with that?

THE BOYS AFTER A SUCCESSFUL WHEELING TRIP

it’s the weekend…

- He's getting very close to my shaft. - All done. You can change now.

And we're the four best friends That anybody could have

We call this place Loserville.

Paging Dr. Faggot

How about that ride in?

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

Oh, fuck. Yeah!

I know, but we should have gone last weekend.

Waking up morning of the exam.. and realizing the things you still don't know.

- Listen... Let's go!

Our Doug is a potato.

STU, YOU'RE A DENTIST, OKAY? DON'T TRY AND GET FANCY.

Really? Like a date?

Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out.

Some guys just can't handle Vazzy's

Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night Remember?

You're gonna mess the car up.

Check is back baby! Check is fucking back! Classic check!

Some guys can’t handle Meat Day

We have so much to do. I... I'm gonna cancel.

We are back baby! We are fucking back!

Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist, okay? Don't try and get fancy.

Hey, relax. Ow. Ow. Ow!

How your ears feel until they realize Hern Dizzle is playing Indie Alternative today!

Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.

What are we gonna do? We are so fucked.

Not to mention he fucked a snail

OH F*CK. I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT GODDAMN OPEX

How the fuck did he get in there?

For sure foo, it is cool.

- This never happened. I'll take care of it. - Come on. Put it here.

Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on.

Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper.

Of course Steve, that is cool

Your ears be like: Until they realizetoday is Indie Alternative Hits w/ Hern Dizzle

- Who gives a shit? Where is Doug? - I am Doug.

...not like that conference in Phoenix.

Where you at, Doug?

- I can't do it. Get your fucking hand back in there...

Every Republican Wednesday morning

You're crackin' my balls man.

- World War II. - Died in battle?

And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.

All right, everybody relax, take it easy.

Hey. Sorry, MapQuest took us on a really crazy route.

Right in the NUTS

- Alan, where's the car? It's on its way.

She’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions.

Why did you do that?

Trump said there was no Epstein client list! Everyone with common sense

who's filling in for nostradamus? amy.

Sparrer's texts tonight

It's funny because she's fat.

toxic bbc radio 2 was on a bowmpappboowowoohimbmobogohoobiwieieiueudesireedagleishmomshouldishouldcallingyoudesireeboboohoupppazone wasen't it? it was! and to this day it still is!

Oh **** Alan I must have mixed up the bags...