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Bob Miller, my best customer, was hanging from my ceiling.
Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?!
It's Wade.
Well, he's just...
- I was just copping a feel! - Overreacting?
Come on!
Guys, stay.
This way. Follow me. Come on.
They're like...spider steroids.
Put my daughter in danger again, I'll show you how little that means to me.
...and it's time for America to wake up, people!
That's Ashley! Come on!
What is going on?
Unbelievable.
- ...where were you? - I went to Joshua's.
- Did she just say giant spiders? - That's just Harlan's show.
Bret, isn't your stepfather the mayor?
- I heard that! - Whatever.
Why didn't you say so? I got a blanket in the back.
Behind you!
Locked.
- Hurry up! - Okay.
...where they got money.
Yeah, I am.
We're cool, sheriff.
There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from Earth.
Aunt Gladys?
Is that you, Sam?
Go! Go, go!
If he was a kid, we'd send him to military school.
We're laying off. We're three months from a going- Out- Of- Business sale.
Mom, come on! Hurry up!
You can handle one of these, right?
Friends...
Catch!
Cool, a miner's helmet. I always wanted to try one.
You sure? I'm a pretty good engineer.
Aunt Gladys, I lost the face fuzz.
Guns? Why would we be needing...?
Just do it!
Loud noises, movement and talking.
Go on.
You were gonna finish remodeling this place. Over a month ago.
Hey, spidey!
All of a sudden there's a communication blackout.
Next week, I bet they're twice as big as today.
Curve around 20 feet away from the scene of a misdemeanor. Thank you.
- You sound like you're crying. - No, no.
He must have locked it. We're trapped.
We'll have to give Zeke cat food, and he hates that.
- Two hundred? Are you kidding me? - Hurry up, guys. Time to go.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me.
Down here?
So, what happened with you and Brian anyway?