Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. That's not it. I just don't think I'm ready.

- Get it? - Yeah. It's good.

- The phones are dead. - Does anyone have a cell phone?

Bret, I can't believe my mom gave you a ticket. It was humiliating.

- I can't. - Why not?

I tell you what. We're just gonna run away.

Who knew Chris McCormack would suddenly get gold fever?

Mamaguevo Mamaguevo

- You were supposed to stay home. - What did you find, Mom?

- I knew guys like Bret at your age. - Mom, I'm not you, okay?

Aunt Gladys, are you okay?

So she's probably still close by, right?

Not my mall. Not my mall.

He wasn't exactly the faithful type.

- Can I talk to Mike? - Why?

Attention, people. Everyone meet at the Prosperity Mall.

You won't believe me, but I've been chased by giant spiders.

Can I have the stun gun, please?

Mom, listen to me!

...that Oswald killed Kennedy, and that a black man's vote in Florida counts!

- That was an excellent ostrich burger. - Well, thank you.

Shoot it! Shoot it!

So everybody needs to stay as calm and quiet as possible.

Great, this is all I need.

Have a menage a trois if you want.

That is too cool.

Can't charge around here what a barber can charge in other places...

I know how this sounds, but believe me. It's the truth.

Not the mall. Please, not the mall.

"What is this brother doing in this godforsaken place?"

This is exactly your problem, right here.

- Have someone climb and get a signal. - That's a great idea.

That's the problem. But nobody's gonna believe me.

- I'm hanging up on you. - Don't hang up. Please!

This is Sheriff Parker. I have an important announcement.

See, the male orb weavers compete for the female's attention.

Get to the Prosperity Mall as soon as possible.

- I really don't want to do this now. - Just a sec!

The truth brought me out to the only place...

And you've always loved me.

We drove from Tucson. It sounded like you needed help.

Get inside! Hurry!

- Great. - I've fought aliens my whole life.