Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Great. - I've fought aliens my whole life.

Mamaguevo Mamaguevo

And you've always loved me.

- The phones are dead. - Does anyone have a cell phone?

See, the male orb weavers compete for the female's attention.

- I can't. - Why not?

- Can I talk to Mike? - Why?

No. That's not it. I just don't think I'm ready.

He wasn't exactly the faithful type.

- I knew guys like Bret at your age. - Mom, I'm not you, okay?

Bret, I can't believe my mom gave you a ticket. It was humiliating.

Aunt Gladys, are you okay?

That is too cool.

Attention, people. Everyone meet at the Prosperity Mall.

Have a menage a trois if you want.

...that Oswald killed Kennedy, and that a black man's vote in Florida counts!

Get to the Prosperity Mall as soon as possible.

That's the problem. But nobody's gonna believe me.

- That was an excellent ostrich burger. - Well, thank you.

- I'm hanging up on you. - Don't hang up. Please!

- You were supposed to stay home. - What did you find, Mom?

So she's probably still close by, right?

We drove from Tucson. It sounded like you needed help.

Can I have the stun gun, please?

So everybody needs to stay as calm and quiet as possible.

Get inside! Hurry!

Great, this is all I need.

Not my mall. Not my mall.

- I really don't want to do this now. - Just a sec!

I tell you what. We're just gonna run away.

Mom, listen to me!

- Have someone climb and get a signal. - That's a great idea.

- Get it? - Yeah. It's good.

This is exactly your problem, right here.

I know how this sounds, but believe me. It's the truth.

Who knew Chris McCormack would suddenly get gold fever?

Not the mall. Please, not the mall.

"What is this brother doing in this godforsaken place?"

You won't believe me, but I've been chased by giant spiders.

This is Sheriff Parker. I have an important announcement.

Shoot it! Shoot it!

Can't charge around here what a barber can charge in other places...

The truth brought me out to the only place...