Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Maybe not. Was there webbing around? - Yeah, lots of it.
Joshua! You trying to scare me to death?
Don't tell me he went into the dry wall again.
- What are you doing here? - I can't find my way out.
They'll tell you it's a technical error.
You know how women like breakfast in bed.
Dangerous habit. Disgusting. Causes explosions. Wish I'd never started.
The police wire says Bob Stuck's dog Skippy's missing.
- What should I do? - Give me the walkie- Talkie!
That was easy.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
- Be careful with it, all right? - Okay. Thank you.
That's right. Right here at KFRD, freedom radio.
- Get in the truck, Ashley. - Mom!
Add a week to how long you're grounded.
Anything you can find. We need gasoline.
How do we get out?
This is not a prank or one of Harlan's crazy stunts.
Go on, Mike.
Come on, Joshua. Pick up!
...he claimed he'd seen that vein.
Okay, folks. Show's over. Move along.
T ook me forever to get that mating pair.
After taking careful measurements of the exoskeleton I found at Joshua's...
March down to Sam Parker's and tell her everything.
Sure, Chris. We could do that.
- Throw me the scissors! - Scissors?
You're inviting the aliens in! They have no choice but to probe your butt.
Now they've broken out of their cages and headed down to the mineshafts.
It's the fourth missing- Pet call we've had today.
Into the mines. Hurry!
Just to get to the mines?
Go home, Wade. Put some ice on your nose.
It's the invasion!
Wade, I'm going out now.
Use mine. You have to climb a mountain for a signal.
Giant spiders? What the hell kind of bullshit is that?
But you know, there's an old saying:
- Mom, are you there? - Yeah, Mike.
I think it's an exoskeleton of a male orb weaver's pedipalps.
Is there something you wanna tell me?
You'll have to get out without me. Follow the wires.
Man in a flea circus don't wanna itch, but he still does.
We have to do it. It's the only way out.
This should hold him.
I'm afraid of heights.
Follow the cables. The cables lead to a generator.
- I should've said this a long time ago. - I know.
Those of you without weapons, arm yourselves...
I'm talking to you.
Look at the size of that!
Take everyone who's hurt and the kids to that storage room.
If you want a piece of me, don't take that piece!
You beat up my ex because you found out he was cheating.
He's pretty cute for an old- Fogy kind of guy.
That is the story of how the aliens attacked our sleepy town.
Wait. You push and I'll pull.
My balls!
There's no sign of Joshua...
Don't make the town suffer...
Everything will be sorted out in the morning.
- Just chilling. Get me out of here! - Back up.