Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought so.
You told me to finish the job. I'm trying to actually finish the job.
There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Has anyone seen Wade?
What's going on?
That spider back there, was that the female?
They'd lead you to believe I would embellish this story.
I was meaning to get a grille. They don't have the right size...
This is a story...
You're just food to that thing!
Now it's emerging as a trend in our sleepy little town.
They listen to my broadcast.
I want to get out from under this. The rest of you should too.
Why didn't someone say something? Look at me. God.
No breaches out front. I haven't heard a sound. I think the doors will hold.
I think he's very informative.
I don't want to lose my virginity in the front seat of a truck.
Okay. All right. Okay.
You still think we landed on the moon...
What the hell?
Be careful, Chris.
- Try me. - Okay, the situation is this:
Mike, you saved us.
...I'm telling you, I'm not taking that!
Put your bike in the truck.
- We have to warn everybody. - The phone lines are down.
...his parrot...
They're getting closer! Move it!
- As dead as those mines. - Well, Mr. Mayor...
Look behind you!
Going off to get wasted, have an orgy. Might steal a car, want one?
I know how this sounds, but you must trust me on this.
How's the lock- Down holding? This one's pretty good.
Mom, hurry! Hurry!
The female is three times as big.
Kids, go with him.
Our town is being attacked by giant spiders. We need military intervention.
Check out Bret.
No. Question is, what are you doing out here?
Bret, please.