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Okay, Dad, first of all, I'm really sorry...
He thinks he can do whatever he wants...
- What are we doing? - I call this "prepping the oven. "
Evening, Mrs. Cohen. Your boys will be safe with us.
So, what's going on with you, huh?
- Summer wouldn't be interested. - No. Summer's interested.
What are you talking about? You don't know.
We're both in trouble now.
We were.
No, you know what I'm saying.
You're both grounded. No going out. No phones. No TV. No video games.
Maybe we should order.
That's embarrassing.
- I'm sorry. - Why?
Look, we want to go away for the weekend.
Friends since I worked the PD's office.
It's gonna be awesome.
- I need to go see a girl. - The girl who thinks you're too nice?
...and looks like the guy in the Abercrombie ad.
...and I know you're not gonna believe this-
- I'll handle this. - Handle what?
I don't like going behind his back...
...space, for a while.
No, what are we doing in the larger sense?
It's only gonna hurt them. You know how fragile they are.
Did my dad come by the club?
...I'd be riddled with bullets now.
...and then it all happened so fast, and it was a lot.
Hey, Mom. Abbie.
I mean, why don't they ever teach us anything we can use?
Great. This is gonna be great.
But tell your parents happy anniversary.
And some turbot that wasn't too fishy.
Did you shack at your girlfriend's...
What she means, dear, is what do you agree with?
- Hey, guys. - Hey.