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It's our 20th anniversary, and I'm taking you to The Arches.
- I've been calling you all day. - I know.
I don't feel good.
Thank you for not causing more of a scene back there.
- They're obviously doing it. - That's got nothing to do with you.
What, you need some hedges trimmed?
Yeah. I do.
Seth Ezekiel!
My wedding anniversary weekend is officially ruined.
I'm not letting the boys stay with Julie, but they can't be alone.
While you're seeing him, we should take a step back.
- That's why I need you to cover me. - Let me think about that.
So the last time I checked in with you...
Yeah. I feel bad about it, but you kind of deserve it after that.
Which is exactly what I'm doing.
I came to apologize for keeping Seth from sneaking out to see you last night.
- Since your mother spoke to him? - Exactly, and who knows what she said.
I do not. I'm just resting my eyes.
- This is the least I could do. - That's true.
I'm not the cops.
Is that why Seth isn't home yet?
Could we please talk about this later?
I gotta go.
Your husband rocks, by the way. I mean, wow.
You, at least, had honorable intentions.
...and I don't want to lose him.
The fact that your marriage can survive the two of us...
No, no. I was kidding you. I know it's our 20th.
But I thought I'd have sex first and he'd catch syphilis in a public toilet.
Ouch. Tag out.
And I like you because you're different from my family.
- Not gonna happen. Nice try. - Too little, too late. No.
- How are you? - Good.
Thank you, sweetie.
We went outside for a second, they were gone.
And this works perfectly with Abigail being back in town.
...or should it remain an independent state?
- You take care, okay? - Yeah, you too.
Kitchen! Now!