Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...but seeing how this is our 20th anniversary, I gotta tell you.
She's been out of the country. I haven't seen her for a year.
It still pays minimum wage.
No, not me.
- Who wants blueberry pancakes? - Banana?
They don't wanna know I spent all night with a lady.
So I have been thinking.
- Kirsten doesn't know, right? - She thinks we' re friends.
Maybe we should be friends.
Too early for comic book talk. Are you getting a coffee?
How do you spell your last name? Never mind. You can fill that part out.
I know! Pashminas this season were so cute.
- How do you know where they are? - A hunch. Let's pick it up.
I've been thinking...
I talked to Seth's girlfriend.
Don't flatter yourself. I'm here on official business.
You don't know how long we've been married.
You read comic books and you wear the same clothes that you slept in.
...Sandy Cohen could cut a pretty sweet tune.
Five grand never to see my daughter again.
- So what? We're gonna forbid him? - Not you. You wouldn't forbid anything.
Cohen residence.
- ... and won't be off with your boyfriend. - So I can pretend we're happy?
The Montage gave you a reservation at the last minute?
...if you wanted to dance with me.
I'm doing you a favor, honey.
It can't have been that bad.
You wanna know what I just realized?
Cal, this photograph will be seen by everyone in Newport Beach.
- You read the new Whedon X-Men? - I did. I'll tell you my problems with it.
Just call him back. He's left you four messages since lunch.
- Hi. I'm Kirsten. - Alex.
Yeah, but about the pancakes. We still have a batch going.
Only seems fair you should get something out of this relationship too.
No. I mean, I can't do it. I suck at it.
If Zach wants to dump me, he can do it in person.
You're a little edgy around figures of authority, aren't you?
Riviera Magazine wants to do a big photo spread on us.
You've gotta be kidding me.
- Okay, someone's in a mood. - No, I'm not.
- You lied to us. - I know and I'm sorry.
It's Mrs. Cooper-Nichol, and you're damn right I do.
...to choose between a sister and a boyfriend.
- Who told him he could stay? - Good thing I did.
Where the hell is Seth? I need reinforcements.
They've fought three wars over it.