Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you. That sounds wonderful.
All right. I'm sorry. All I wanted was to give you a special evening.
Thanks, Tim.
- Not as stealth, but it works. - Where are you?
What kind of joint is this?
I'm here for my after-school tutorial in the art of getting it on.
Oh, my God.
...more than to his parents right now.
And not just for the photo shoot.
She's already pretty mad at Seth and Sandy.
Accepting Ryan into my home as my son was a huge deal for me...
- What did we do? Are you angry at us? - No.
- Cool. I like you too. - Cool.
- Are you drunk? - She was like this when I picked her up.
Two sides to every story.
- Come on. Let's go. Let's get ready. - Get ready for what?
- You can't be serious. - The boys will be fine at Caleb's.
You know, the worst part is, it is constantly changing.
- So this is you grounded. - I'm surprised they even let you in.
I don't want this to be like kissing your sister.
Square footage or spectacular views? Cal?
He's come to mow the lawn? Can't he reschedule?
Well, I'm past the point of worrying. I'm resigned to my fate.
How much time are we talking about?
Okay, so putting on the same skeezy shirt from yesterday is a choice.
You go, Jacques.
You and I both know Marissa's using you to get back at me.
Yes, Cohen, Zach does read comic books.
Maybe we could do something tonight...
Can't believe you talked me into leaving.
You know what, Coop? You are right.
Ryan and I started seeing each other before I found out about everything...
Post-grounding guilt?
Tell him to come back tomorrow. And check for poison oak!
Sandy Cohen has that effect on people.
But this is the only family we have. I really want it to work.
You think I'm corrupting him.
Don't wanna give up the vacation homes, the Porsche, the grotto.
- Good morning. - Morning.
Sorry.
Remember how lunch went with my dad and Cohen?
If you dragged him home, we could've lost him.
That is worse.
Don't Be So Self-Deprecating.
Well, first all, before we start, I want to thank my kids, Seth and Ryan.
What do you mean? You have a moral objection?